The Long Version

in the beginning, there was nothing. then god said 'let there be light.' and there was still nothing, but at least you could see it. not long after that, i was born, in a little place called corpus christi, texas. that was way back in 1976. i've come a long way since then. when i was nine months old, i decided that corpus christi was a boring place to live, so i decided to move to los angeles. i spent almost 16 years there. i was a cute little kid :) i'll have some pictures here soon to prove it. i was a very quiet kid too... probably because everyone in los angeles is dumb. but i was cute :P after i got tired of living in los angeles, i decided that i needed a change of pace. so i decided to move to the caribbean. a little island called st. croix was my home for the next 2.5 years. it was a nice change, quiet and peaceful and slow and all that stuff. i soon got tired of that, though, and decided to go to college. i chose daytona beach for that, cause i figured there would be some excitement there. it wasn't bad, but i started looking for a quiet place again, so i transferred to northern louisiana. there's not a whole lot in northern louisiana. just a bunch of trees. when i got sick of nothing but trees for company, i moved to houston. houston's appeal lasted about a year, then i decided to move to southern louisiana. i've been here ever since.