The Short Version

 

Table of Contents

 

1.  The Beginning

2.  The Early Years

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Chapter 1

i was born.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Chapter 2

i grew up.
sort of.
physically, anyway.
mentally... well... the voices tell me i'm ok, so i'll just trust them.  of course, they also tell me to chop up the neighbors and feed them to the dog, but i think they're just kidding about that.  besides, i don't have a dog, so i'd have to eat them myself, and i'm not hungry.  yet.