This is a story that I came up with that I will be adding to every other
week. The set-up for this story is that Austin Powers has chased
his arch-enemy, Doctor Evil to an ancient Inca pyramid. What Austin
doesn't know is that there are unseen dangers that he will have to face
in order to get to Dr. Evil, namely Callisto. This story also has
some surprises in it that you will not expect, so hold on tight true believer,
this story is going to be exciting.
Chapter One:
All is quit in this dark and dinghy tomb. Moss is streamed across the walls and there is a faint odour of decay.
"Yeah, baby." Out of the shadows comes Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
"Ok Dr. Evil, come on out and give yourself up!"
Mere silence as Austin waits for his arch nemesis to reveal himself.
Walking carefully along the rubble strewn halls of the pyramid. Austin Powers takes care to notice any signs of traps.
" This place looks safe enough." Austin says as he leans against one of the walls.
All of the sudden Austin Powers hears a snap and a click as he accidentally sets off a booby trap that slides a stone barrier between the entrance and the inner chambers, which seals the entrance to the pyramid. Realizing that he has no way of getting out, Austin continues on in hopes that if he survives this encounter with doctor Evil he will be able to find a way out.
Continuing on his search Austin comes across a side door that leads into what appears to be a burial tomb. Venturing further into the room, Austin sees a stone sarcophagus. Directly across from it is a black marble statue that has its arms removed and appears to be much in the same state as the Venus De Milo. Searching the rest of the room there is a sudden jarring sound as the ground starts to shake and the lid of the sarcophagus begins to rattle and slide off the top, tossing pieces of moss into the air. And eventually falls to the side of the sarcophagus. As the earthquake subsides Austin approaches the tomb out of curiosity and looks inside to see who the inhabitant of the sarcophagus might be. Inside the tomb is the still form of a woman. Completely clad in black leather and carrying with her a sword and dagger. Austin notices that she is well preserved for someone who is well preserved for someone who is undoubtedly several hundred years dead from the look of the tomb.
"Hello, hello aren't you a pretty little thing." Austin says as he notices the features of the apparently deceased women.
"I'm not into that whole necropheliac thing, but if I was, I'd shag you rotten badly, yeah!"
All of the sudden the woman's eyes shoot open and her hands reach out and strangle Austin's neck, choking him.
Reacting on instinct Austin thinks quickly and pokes the women in the eyes.
"Ow!" Callisto says, releasing her vice like grip on Austin's neck to cover her eyes.
As Austin rolls to the other side of the tomb recovering from his strangulation.
"Oh that's it little man your dead!"
Thrusting out her arm Callisto lets out what is meant to be a death blow for Austin Powers in the form of a fireball. But nothing happens?
Puzzled, Callisto is too far disorientated by her lack of powers and her awakening after several hundred years to notice Austin Powers slowly getting to his feet. Still dazed from his being strangled Austin does the only thing he can think of that might stop this mad woman.
"Judo chop!" And Callisto is down from a single strike to the neck.
To be continued...