Who Says Callisto Can't Be A Sailor Scout?

 

This is a debate that has been going on, between myself and my sister that Callisto looks like a sailor scout. So this article is meant as a means to feabily end this debate and show the facts the way they are plain and simple. So in the immortal words of Mills Lane. Lets get it on!
Heck Callisto would make a perfect sailor scout. I mean she has her own moon, after all. And she certainly has the powers to defend justice. But she certainly doesn't have all of things that a sailor scout like Serena has to be a perfect fighter for the protection of the moon. I mean look at her threads. There almost completely black. How drab. And her use of weapons. How Anti-Girl power can you get? But let's get past her  poor track record and think under the belief that Callisto would actually want to be a sailor scout.

Sailor Stuff:                         Callisto Stuff:
Theme song                        Theme song (unknown)
Alliances:                            Alliances:none, they are short term at best
all of the sailor                     Powers: Stem from Ambrosia induced god hood.
scouts                                  Relationships:none,although she does seem to like Hercules"S"
Powers: There powers come    Problems:Orphan, saw family killed, etc...
from their own distinct moons.
Or they could just be Estrogen induced.
Relationships: Serena at least has her Darien,
between times that she is having cases of
Bulimia and helping him remember who he is.
Problems: It turns out that she is the like the
future queen of the entire universe. Yeah,
that's right, the super hero barbie doll turns out
to be responsible for everything! Plus she has an
eating disorder. Seems kind of cleshaish for a teen age girl doesn't it?