Picture This

WARNING!

Goblins are among us and YOU could be one. Please, for the emotional/physical safety (and sanitary well being) of the earth's populous, answer these questions. This test has been specifically created under the supervision of the world's top goblinologist with the safety of earth in mind.

1) Do you often have the urge to clean the splattered bugs from your car (and other cars) windshield via use of your tongue?

2) Does your english sound like an unholy mix of Japanese and Cockney?

3) On a scale of one to ten does your hygene hit a negative number?

4) Have you ever held a conversation for more then two minutes with an inanimate object and found it one of the most stimulating experiences of your life?

5) Does your list of favorite foods begin with "Something brown with brown bits on the side"?

6) Is an alphabet with more than two letters lost on you?

7) Is your favorite actor Bruce Willis?

If you answer Yes to all of the above, sit tight. Big burly men with straight jackets, cages and beef jerky are on their way.

This page was thought up and planned for the most part by two of my favorite goblins, Eden and Shelly. All I have to say is, if you are a serious Jareth fan, don't read. It will be far too crushing for you to handle. *smirk*

Picture These If You Can

In the true spirit of the Easter holiday, dear Eden has come up with a new fangled candy. Chocolate easter bunnies? Hell no. Chocolate Jareth's... and the slogan being, " Which part do YOU eat first? "

Isn't that amusing...*GRIN*

Jareth in ballet.(more tights)

Jareth as a beatle.(can we say mop top?)

Jareth as a director.

Jareth having a nic fit.

Jareth as a mime.

Jareth as Norman Bates in Psycho.

Jareth meets Angie (the bowie's ex wife)

Jareth in sears.

Ever read the Dr. Seus classic "Go Dogs Go"? If you will, picture "Go Jareth Go". Let me give you a sample of the literature, for you poor saps who haven't seen this work.

"GO DOGS GO! THE LIGHT IS GREEN! GO DOGS GO! STOP DOGS STOP! THE LIGHT IS RED! THE LIGHT IS GREEN AGAIN! GO DOGS GO!"

Change "Dogs" to "Jareth"... and repeat three times in a nasal voice while trailing a limp wrist. Either that, or pretend you are Don Cheery.

Jareth at a McDonald's Drive Through.

Jareth programming a VCR.

Jareth at a Disco.

Sarah and Jareth playing pool.

Ludo with a Rubix Cube.

Sir Didymus boxing with Rocky.

Goblins playing chess.

Mick Jagger singing a duet with Hoggle.

Hoggle at the makeup counter in Sears.

Jareth as a teenager. "Mummy! Can I borrow some of that lovely beige concealer of yours?"

The Gobin King himself at Walmart.

Jareth doing his hair.(I mean really, we ALL know it doesn't stand up like he's been electrocuted by itself.)

Jareth opening a bag of milk.

Ludo in a china store.

Hoggle in downtown Toronto...no wait...he'd blend in.

Jareth hosting a talk show. "Today's guests have a secret to tell their husbands...and I'm part of it." *SMIRK*

Jareth brushing his teeth with an electric toothbrush. Come to think of it, do they even have toothbrushes in the Underground??

Jareth in boot camp.

Jareth in rogaine ads.

The Goblin king as the poster boy for Viagra. *snicker*

Jareth in a dance club. Whao...no prancing allow bud!

Jareth in a suit and tye. (probably powder blue... *G*)

Jareth meets Lestat de Lioncourt.

Ludo at a spelling contest.

Hoggle at a beautician's.

The Goblin King himself as a rapper. (In baggy hip-hop clothing no less....just not the same effect. Sorry Jarrey.)

Jareth the dental hygenist. *wince*

More to come, so check back soon. If you have any additions, feel free to email me. king_jareth@hotmail.com

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