CHAPTER ONE- SilverDragon

As soon as I entered #Animorphs, I could hear shouts coming from
 CheeDolus, and Guardian, before anyone could say "hi" to me.
I sighed, and figured right away that Chee and Guardian were
at it again. I saw Alice and immediately screamed, "USA!"
I grinned at her, and she scowled jokingly, and I said, "Beat ya!"
"Not fair!" she cried. I just grinned and yelled, "USA!" again.
She stuck her tongue out at me, and yelled, "CANADAAAAAAAAA"
in my ear. I started laughing, and soon, she joined in too.
Our laughter was interrupted by a shrill scream coming from
Guardian. We stopped abruptly, well; everyone stopped, and
dropped what they were doing and turned to stare at Chee and
Guardian. Apparently Chee had ripped Guard's posters of Tobias
off of her wall and took them. Needless to say, Guard was pretty
pissed off. I mean, pissed. I saw the expression on Guard's face,
then turned to look at Chee, he had switched off his hologram, and
I was looking at a grinning Android (A Chee to be exact). I saw
Kas run up to them, to break up the fight I guessed. I decided to
help Kas, and ran up with him.
Guard stopped fuming and relaxed her face, then pulled out a bucket
from behind her back that contained brown liquid inside it;
the stench of coffee filled the room. I scrunched my nose and
wondered what Guard was up to. Then, she dipped her hands in the
bucket and cried out " MAGIC COFFEE!" She turned to Chee and shoved
him against a wall, pretty hard. I could tell he was shocked by the
expression upon his face. Then sparks begun to fly from Chee, the
coffee on Guard's hands leaked into Chee, and in less than two
seconds, created a massive explosion. The last thing I saw was
Alice running towards me.

CHAPTER TWO- SilverDragon

I blinked twice. I was looking a cloud-less blue sky.
"SD! SD? Are you awake? SD?" I rolled to my side and saw Kas
kneeling beside me. I sat up unsteadily and looked around for others.
I saw Alice, Chee, and Guardian near-by.
"Guard, WHAT DID YOU DO? Where are we?" Alice screamed at Guardian.
Guard just shrugged ignorantly. I saw Chee deep in thought,
observing where we've come to. I looked around me and suddenly
jumped to my feet.
"Omigosh... Omigosh..." I kept muttering to myself.  Everyone
turned to look at me, with a curious expression.
"Whats wrong, SD?" Chee asked. I blinked and looked straight ahead.
"G-guys.... Doesn't that plant over there kinda look like the one
from the Animorphs TV show...? You know...where Elfangor gave them
the power to morph.?" Everyone gasped, and looked over in the
direction of the "construction site."
"Oh my...your right, it is. And this here is the forest...and...
and...the cast of Animorphs must be near-by too!!" Alice said.
Everyone's face was twisted in horror.
"Noo....This can't be...How did this happen?!" Kas cried. Chee
looked up and said, "Think this could be a sario rip? Ooh...but
what a nasty place to wind up."
We all nodded in agreement.

CHAPTER THREE- Guardian

Okay. Since SilverDragon is about as articulate as a dead daffodil,
I'm taking over.
The first thing I'll say is: It wasn't my fault! It was Chee-Dolus!
How was I supposed to know that my magic coffee would cause a Sario Rip?
I had no idea where we were. I'd never seen Animorphs on television.
Whilst everyone was nodding their heads in a stupor, I got my act
together.
"Okay, peeps," I said, "We're in AniTV land. I think, anyway.
We probably aren't. You guys are never right."
"Thank you for that vote of confidence, Guard," Kaskid murmured.
"I think we should go to that forest," Alice said. "We're kind of
conspicuous here. And if the Yeerks are here-"
"Then we beat them up and win an Oscar for 'Best Movie?"
Alice ignored me. Everyone does that. I have no idea why.
I'm wonderful!
"Alice is right- for once," Chee conceded. He'd shifted to
his equally annoying human hologram. "Who knows- maybe we'll
find Cassie."
SilverDragon rolled her eyes. "Maybe you'd like to stick a big
sign saying 'Foreshadowing' on your head, Chee."
He looked hurt. "I was just trying to get into the theme of
things on AniTV. Foreshadowing, useless plots-"
"And TV Rachel," Kaskid put in. "Go on, Chee, put on that miniskirt."
"Oh, that was funny, Kas. Ha, ha, ha. Also ha."
"Let's head towards that stupid forest to find the stupid whatever
so we can go stupid back!"
I was annoyed. Soon my caffeine system would run out of sugar.
Possibly both Alice and I would become listless and dozy.
"You're already listless and dozy," Chee supplied in that stupid
psychic way he does.
"Shut up!" I kicked him. "Just because you're looking forward to
seeing TV Marco!"
"Oh, that was harsh. See me wilt."
"Quiet, you guys," Kaskid cut in. He always does that.
Just when the fight is getting good, he comes in and ruins it for me.

CHAPTER FOUR- Guardian

I could see a bird of prey hovering overhead. I narrowed my eyes.
Guardians don't see as well as humans, which might be a good thing
considering how much I had to see of Chee-Dolus.
Chee must've seen it too. "Look, Guard, a hawk for you to molest."
SilverDragon looked up at it. "I can't see whether it's a Swainson's
or a Red-Tail."
"Why would that matter?" asked Alice, scribbling notes on her arm
for her Neil stories. They scare me.
"If it's a Swainson, then it could be Tobias, which means AniTV,"
SilverDragon said smugly.
"Great, Sherlock SD," I said.
Chee looked. "It's a Red-Tail. Rejoice, Guard!"
I ignored him. "Well, that's a good sign. Let's go deeper into this
forest."
"Ooh. This forest is…" Kaskid looked around.
"Foresty?" Alice supplied.
I stopped dead. "Guys, did you see that?"
"See what?" SD asked.
I squinted. "I thought I saw a blue deer." They all know what THAT
means.
This was exceptionally strange. I didn't know where we had landed,
and I didn't know how we were going to get back.
And when I don't know, be afraid!
 

CHAPTER FIVE- Silver Dragon

Articulate as a dead daffodil? Pthbtpht! Anyway, on to the fan fic.
I scanned the area for the blue deer Guardian had seen, while she
scanned the skies for the red-tail.
"Do you really think it could be Ax?" Kas thought out loud.
"Do know of any other Andalites roaming earth?" I said rather
sardonically.
"Hey - do you think that red-tail might have been, Tobias??" Alice
asked with a sly smile.
I looked over at Guardian and her eyes lit up, she had that
disturbing insane look, it made me shudder. I grinned at Chee.
"Anyway, lets go looking for that 'blue deer'" Kas said hurriedly.
"Yeah, and then maybe he could tell us, if it was Tobias, where
we could find him." That was Guardian of course.
Alice rolled her eyes, but giggled a little.
I thought I had heard the faint sound of hooves galloping behind me,
and spun right around on my heel.
"Did you guys hear that?" I asked, searching for any sign of a
blue deer, or blue fur running by. Guardian ran up to me, and
pointed slightly to the left.
"See that? I think that's him. Look, look!"
I squinted, trying to see better, "He's running the other way, he
probably saw us and went to tell the others-"
Chee spoke up, "Lets go follow him- but stay out of sight.
And lets hope that he doesn't look like he did in AniTV polyester
suit and all."

CHAPTER SIX - Silver Dragon

I peered behind me, just wondering if Ax was there. But, he wasn't.
I frowned and tried to keep up with everyone. Chee and Guard were
now fighting over God knows what, Alice was jumping about telling
her Neil stories to no one, Kas looked as if he was deep in thought,
and I was looking for anything to do with the Animorphs.
"No Guard, we are NOT doing the coffee thing again!" Chee sighed,
exasperated.
"But we DO want to go back, right? SO LETS DO THE COFFEE THING!
It was fun to see sparks fly out of you," Guard said,
grinning insanely.
Chee rolled his eyes at Guard, who just kept wailing and protesting.
"Don't you want to see Tobias?" He asked, grinning.
Guardian stopped and looked down. "Hmmff." She mumbled.
I sighed and looked to my right, not expecting to see anything of
interest, and saw something move in the bushes. I felt that we were
being watched, I waved Alice over and talked in a low voice.
"I think we're being watched! I saw something moving in the bushes,"
She nodded and looked at Chee, and Kas.
Suddenly, something leaped from behind from the bush and headed
straight for me. I quickly dived to the left and landed with a
thump, glad for the dragon in me. I heard a bird's cry from above,
"TSSSEEEERRRR" My eyes traveled up, and I saw a red tail dive down
and extend his talons, to rake out someone's eyes, and it
turned out to be Chee's. I smiled at the irony of it all,
despite all that was going on.

Tobias swooped down and clawed out Chee's eyes--or rather,
Chee's hologram.
The hologram flickered then.
Tobias asked in a shocked tone.
But before he could get an answer, something came from behind
him and knocked him to the ground.
"Guardian!" I yelled as I ran to where she had Tobias pinned
to the ground.
"TOBIAS! TOBIAS! TOBIAS!" Guardian kept screaming.
"Guardian, let go of him! You're going to kill him!" That was Alice.
I didn't know what to do, or say, so I handed the story over to Guard.

CHAPTER SEVEN - Guardian

I didn't jump on Tobias! I thought he was another red-tail.
Okay, so I didn't, but it was an instant reflex.
'Sorry,' I said to the hawk. 'Thought you were a Yeerk.'
I crossed my fingers behind my back.
the hawk asked.
Alice rolled her eyes. 'You know. A Yeerk. They hop into your
brain and go sluggity-sluggity-sluggit-' Her eyes lit up as she discovered a new
plot for her Neil stories containing that word.
A figure soared gracefully out of the bushes.
Tobias glared at him. I love that glare.
That one's a Chee.>
Chee looked at Ax. 'We're in normal Animorphs land. See, Ax isn't
a big clown in a rubber suit.'

We all looked at each other. SilverDragon said in
thought-speak.
yada-yada-yada. They'll think we're nuts!>
'She's already nuts,' Chee said aloud, pointing to me.
'Am not, you metal-mouthed piece of-'

I got a bright idea. 'We were sent here by an... uhm....
Ellimist, yeah.'
Ax asked, not really believing Guard. I mean, what
Ellimist would transport 2 regular humans, one messed up humanoid,
a Chee, and a dragon that changed herself to human form, to the
land of Animorphs? No mentally sane one, that's for sure.
But Ax seemed to buy it.
'Yeah!' Kaskid said. 'You know, the old blue coot.'
'That isn't very helpful,' I murmured. 'You could be describing
yourself.'
35-year-old Kaskid glared at me.
'Sorry, sorry.' I turned to Ax and the Great One. 'And now we're
trying to get back.'
Chee's holographic human raised it's eyebrows.
'You met Tobias and you want to go
back?!'
Tobias asked, confused.
'Just ignore him. He's a weenie,' I told Tobias.
'And you're a red-tail molester,' he returned.
'Whee, you're really articulate today.' I turned back to the others.
'Okay, so now what do we do?'

CHAPTER EIGHT- Silverdragon

"Okay you two, SHUT UP! No fighting at the moment."
I said to Chee and Guardian with no patience in my voice whatsoever.
They both quieted down and gave each other dirty looks.
For starters, I was relieved that we weren't in AniTV land, second,
I was pretty ticked off at Guard for handing over the story to me,
'cuz I don't know what to write next, third, I didn't know what to do.
I stepped towards Ax and looked for words, "We're not from
'around here'"--
"Thats for sure," Alice interrupted,
I shot her a look and continued, "Where are the other Animorphs?
Maybe they could help us."
Ax looked shocked. He demanded.
I realized I had said the wrong thing. Great going SD, I thought.
"Oh, um, she has ESP." Alice chimed in. Everyone looked at her.
Ax said, not understanding.
Tobias sighed. He didn't seem to believe Alice.
"Well anyway, could we go see the others now?" I said hurriedly,
I really wanted to go back home, being out here made me feel
really uncomfortable for some reason.

CHAPTER NINE - Guardian

Tobias, Tobias, I get to see Tobias!
This was what was running through my head, as we walked along to the barn.
Tobias, Tobias, I love Tobias!
Of course, he was up in the sky above me, ignoring me, but I was sure we could come to..... an arrangement....
after everyone else got boring with the Animorphs.
'Yay, yay, Tobias, Tobias!' I sang, not realizing it was out loud.
Chee sighed. 'It was inevitable, wasn't it?'
Ax asked, puzzled.
'She doesn't have to,' Alicorn said, grinning. She pulled the back of my tunic and ripped out the
poster I keep in there for luck. 'She talks to his poster every day. She kisses his poster every day.
She abuses his poster every- Oww!' I quickly hit her on the shin.
'So how far is it to this.... barn?' Kaskid asked.
Tobias asked, his voice strangely bemused. I love his voice when it's bemused.
'You said that ages ago,' SD whined.
Ax corrected.
'Shhh, Axelrose,' I said, idly. I really shouldn't have been thinking of Anidumbpeople right then.
It might have jinxed everything, and we would've been stuck in a world with Chester and Klownius and a
Tobias that was obsessed with that blonde.


'Never mind,' everyone said.
Ax suddenly stopped. His features began to melt.
Bits got sucked in, bits got sucked out.
'Good idea,' Chee said and pulled his hologram over him. Not that his hologram is any better than his Chee-face.
It still has that silly smirk.
Tobias said helpfully.
I made a face.
Chee held my arm. 'Now, now, Guardian. No murders. We all know you're jealous of-'
'Am not!' I yelled. I pushed his arm away, kicked him, and shoved him into the mud.
'Do they normally do this? Is. The-is.' Ax asked Kaskid.
'All the time,' he replied.
'Can't be all the time,' Alice said. 'She sleeps, you know.'
'But then she dreams of abusing him,' SD said.
'Oh, yes, I forgot,' Alice smirked.
'You two had your fun?' Chee growled.
We all walked into the barn. I expected Dorothy and Scarecrow to walk out of it any moment now,
but instead, we got Cassie.
'Phillip!' Cassie said in mock surprise. She looked at us quickly.
'Hi,' I said, pushing forward. 'I'm-'
 

CHAPTER TEN - Alice