'Erotica', if you prefer. I read a lot of it. The Internet has a wealth of it, really. But also, I read those stupid romance novels where the heroine is always falling out of her clothes on a rainswept mountain with some cowboy/pirate/ man who bought her family's business. I love those things. There is absolutely nothing more amusing than flipping through one of those things to see just how many different words can describe the male anatomy.

There is a MULTITUDE. For example...

1. Member (of what? some sex club?)
2. Tower of Desire (I swear to the Gods that this one was on the BACK of the book, along with 'Castle of Love'. Just guess what that meant.)
3. Phallus
4. Rod
5. Length (a boring one)
6. Throbbing Love Muscle (a not-so-boring one)
7. His Sex (ooh. They thought LONG and HARD about that one.)
8. Rigid Tool

Then there are special cases.

1. My personal favorite: The one-eyed trouser snake
2. Manhood (usually accompanied by a billion adjectives)
3. Rampant erection

First, let's discuss 'Rampant Erection'. 'Rampant' itself means many things. *Courtesy of Merriam-Webster's Dictionary*

It could mean: rearing upon the hind legs with forelegs extended.

Or even: standing on one hind foot with one foreleg raised above the other and the head in profile.

Or perhaps: having one impost or abutment higher than the other.

And lastly: marked by a menacing wildness, extravagance, or absence of restraint.

Ah. So it's a menacing tool of pleasure, wielded by all men. Cute choice of adjective.