This is a packing bag. It is a plastic bag filled with air to be used while packing delicate things in a box. It is OBVIOUSLY a plastic bag to be used FOR THIS ONE USE. You'd think everyone would know that. Apparently, some people have had other ideas...
Read the fine print. If you can't, let me spell it out for you.
CAUTION: This product is intended as a packaging product only. Please reuse as such, or dispose of properly.
(Now this is the BEST part)
Do not use as a crib pillow, toy, or flotation device.
Are you telling me that there are people so cheap as to use this bag for such reasons? A CRIB PILLOW? Do you live in a dumpster? Is this all that you could find? While I'm all for fewer nasty little children in this world, adults making these kinds of mistakes should be exterminated as well. For the sake of MY humanity, use it for your own pillow. Suffocate and put yourself out of my misery. Sweet mother.
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination...