The Beanie Conspiracy

As you may or may not know, beanie babies are evil, dangerous creatures. With their stunning cuteness, people everywhere succumb to the overpowering urge of wasting $5.99 on a wad of fabric and beans.
This terrible compulsion is slowly taking over this great nation, and others around the globe! The Beanie Babies are gathering strength, sitting in cases, on shelves, and being held and hugged by children all across this earth!

They must be stopped!

Thankfully, due to sacrifices of many, the plan of the beanie babies is known.
The filling in beanie babies isn't beans! It's little PVC pellets, which aren't bio-degradable. Soon there will be enough beanies to cover the globe. When the cheap cloth coverings wear away, the PVC pellets will cover the earth! Nothing will grow, humanity will starve, and the remaining beanies will rule the world!

Get Them Before They Get You!