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Tuesday, 10th of March, 1890 Founded on the Southestern Frontier by John P. Claus, May 1, 1880 5 cents

DEADLANDS!

Aftermath in Mud Creek

A Small Recap of the Aftermath of the first Deadlands Session as penned by Mr Ball

Weeellll going on your previous experience how well do you think it went?

From when you where gunned down Sukh rushed to the door to meet the incoming blacksmith with the shotgun and slashed him viciously across the chest twice with the sabre of certain death causing him to be pushed back out the door.

Meanwhile Gray I put the "MAD" into mad scientist is preparing to throw his slumber gas at the smithy, unfortunately he spies the bloodbath in the door and takes a turn for the worse and crushes the capsule in his own hand...

Gray takes it like a man and the cloud expands to its full radius encompassing the maniacally laughing Mexican who then goes down like a goodun.

There's starting to be a bit of a commotion in the town so Jonah takes matters in to his hands and dynamites the jail letting the other two out they state that no matter what they are not leaving without their ... Continue >

Southern Colonel heads West

PhilJ Former Conferacy Colonel Jedidiah Barclay has let it be known that he intends to travel west in the coming spring.

The retired cavalry officer speaking from his home in Mobile, Alabama expressed his disgust at the ...

Age of Reason

Image of Edgar Renown inventor Professor Edgar P. Ehrensperger astounded his neighbours this week by unveiling his latest contraption at the Missouri County Fair.

The "Sperger Model P Moving Kettle" delighted and terrified onlookers alike with ...

Desperados!

Machete Image Cowboys and mexican gangs continue their shooting war along the El Paso border. Vying to control the lucrative smuggling trade each side has resorted to hiring additional gun hands.

Machete, a notorious mexican outlaw has been seen several times in the area, apparently working for both sides...

Cowpoke saves herd

Filler Image A cowboy in Lincoln County saved his employer a princely sum this weekend by single handedly coaxing a prized steer to resume mating duties.

Billy Buttskin Silverado using the seldom seen 'Kingpin Oral Method' lured the bull ...

More Boom than Bang!

Filler Image Federal officials inspecting the quality of fireworks produced by a factory in Boston, Massachusetts found more than they bargined for.

Whilst demostrating his latest range of products made exclusively from nitrogyclerin, factory owner JT Coburn, set off a explosive reaction that levelled the three story...

'Darwinism' Theory attacked!

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Southerner claims he ain't descended from no monkey!

But Joseph Sheffield of Talahasse, Florida, may find he has more pressing issues to attend to as on Tuesday morning the Conferate Military Board of Inquiry ruled that his plan to fire 'bat' shaped cannon balls into Union campfires...


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