Care and Feeding of your Bronze Dingo

Your Bronze dingo is a hardy creature who can survive most conditions, battle whup@$$, and still manage to have time to chomp a post or two.

Care: A dingo is a very independent creature. Once it has become an adult, your dingo may disappear for hours or days, but will always return to its owner in the end.

Food: As it has always been known, the favorite food of a dingo is a good post, preferably one with a lot of juicy discussion. A picky dingo will merely take a bite out of your siggy. However, dingoes will eat almost anything else that is offered them.

One strange preference of dingoes' is canadian bacon and pineapple pizza. The pups will go crazy for anything with the combination of the two foods. Hence, pineapple and canadian bacon cakes, treats, and dingo cookies are always available in a jar behind the Bronze bar for an unruly dingo. (just ask belmont) Another seeming favorite of dingoes is oreo cookies. Your dingo is bound to develop distinct tastes of its own. Our only advice is that he eats a balanced diet.

You can wean your dingo off posts, but it takes time and effort. Even when your dingo is fully weaned, it may still munch the end of your post on occasion. Our advice: be patient and make sure you have a lot of other food available.

Dingoes will also drink just about anything. Alcohol is okay, in moderation, but make sure your dingo drinks less than you do, in case he has to lead you home. Handy hint: Don't let your dingo drink from the Bronze toilets. Nothing good has ever come of it.


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