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"Bite me!" Adept on his first adventure after he was paralyzed with fear as two Wyvrn's attacked his caravan. BTW they did.
"God damn that Sojiro. I know he is behind this somehow."
"but he is dead."
"It dosen't matter, I know he has something to do with this!!".....party-Earthdawn.
General thought behind everything that goes wrong with the group
What debt of life??" Aoshi-Earthdawn
After Sojiro saved Aoshi's life, Aoshi had a chance to save Sojiro's in return. This was his reply.
"I'm not going to kill the horse!!!!" Aoshi-Earthdawn
While fighting a man on horseback and having a hard time fighting him, someone told him to kill the horse to cause the rider to fall. This was his reply.
"Daaaaaa....doooooooooohhhhhhh......daaaaaaaaaa" -2 guys in Earthdawn
How Bevis and Buthead earned their names talking to a charismatic human female about a job over dinner
"Damn it! ... Damn it! Every time I go on an adventure with you, I take more damage from you then from the enemy." Bevis and Buthead-Earthdawn
said right after the Troll landed on the human from a very high open window. all they had to do is not roll a one.
"Ok, I can take that...wait what do you mean all my armor and equipment burned up." misc. PC's from almost every system
right after the fireball and right before the next one comes
"What do you mean I can't repost that?" ..swords master-Earthdawn
as the Griffin claw comes down and slashes him in half
"it looks like a trap, smells like a trap, feels like a trap...naaa can't be a trap"...ex group leader-Earthdawn
said moments before the party was ambushed and pretty much all killed except for the ex group leader
"Bring it on. Roll those dice...I can take it."....Magnus the Fred-Earthdawn
Just after the first critical and right before being pounded by fireball, ice arrow, dispelled, withered and god knows what else was used against him.
"But I have two swords".........unknown ranger-Forgotten Realms
as he falls unconscious from a severe fist beating
"I didn't expect the blast radius to be THAT big"
After the bomb explodes and the party finds themselves still at ground zero
"A translator?.....Oh sh@t I forgot to bring one".........Uso the diplomat/nethermancer
After Uso lands in a foreign country on a diplomatic mission-Earthdawn
"What do you mean Goodberry doesn’t do any damage. It's magical isn't it"........unknown dead cleric
As the cleric finds out that Goodberry can not cause damage, it just makes people feel well nourished-Forgotten Realms
"A horror?? ... Here?... Na...."....CJ mage-Earthdawn
said right before he became horror marked looking into the astral plane for the second time after taking damage the first time from a horror.
"That's not possible!!!"....Sir Turgon-Forgotten Realms
Just as Sir Turgon, the Nikademon killer gets killed by an annoyed PC using Power Word Kill
(DM) "Just don't roll a one"
'nuff said
"But I'm one of the good guys".....Magnus-Earthdawn
Right after he became the most hated man in all of Barsaive
"Damn that Uso! I know he is somehow behind this."..Numerous PC's-Earthdawn
The first reaction from the PC's as they get screwed over again by Uso
"Ugh, guy's there was an assassin on board"...Nethermancer-Earthdawn
Said right after a failed assassination attempt by that same Nethermancer. It should be noted that right after he botched his attempt, he was killed by the target. Before he died, he power surged and blew up the airship everyone was on. When he confronted the PC's who were on board about what happened he made that statement.
"Oh, that secret room. I forgot all about that."... Uso the casino owner/Nethermancer -Earthdawn
said minutes before going into hiding as the Black Reapers invaded his casino for blowing up their secret hideout.
"What do you mean I can't repost his attack? He just knocked me on my ass that's all."......swordsmaster Earthdawn
Just after the pirate knocked him on his but, the brave swordsmaster tries to repost the oncoming attack.
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