IQuestions and Answers

1. Q:  Why are the Gruds taking over the Earth and enslaving its denizens?

2. A:  We require unintelligent manual labor to work in the ore mines on Planet Grud.

3. Q:  As a Human, do I have a choice in the matter?

4. A:  In a word, no.  Though humans who assist us in our enslavement mission may be eligible for toothbrush duty at the Palace of His Grudliness.

5. Q:  Toothbrush duty?

6. A:  No real need to concern yourself with this.  99% of all Humans will be sent to the mines.

 
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