HEY HEY! THE STC HAS MOVED! It's still on Geocities, but it's elsewhere! Why? Don't ask me, I'm just a moron! Now shave your knees and get down to the
STC 2001!:
A REMINDER: I am still alive and stupid. School is almost out for me, so stick around and I'll update this damn web page one day!
Dammit! I'm too busy to keep this page running but I am not giving up. Therefore, I will follow my fart and scream like a potato for justice and everything! And yes Jon, I will update my page in a near future! My failure will be spectacular! So shave your armpits and run naked in New York streets screaming "I saw Jesus with a muffin in his hands!" because STC is coming back on a computer screen near you!
Recently, I had nothing more important to do than to check out the web and I found a real gem! Andrew's Band Names web site propose a variety of names for bands. From Maximum Pudding to Not my Spoon or the very inspired Hitler stole my potato, Andrew wastes your time like no other (well except me of course!). A must flee!
Cliff Yablonski sucks BAD!!!
SNAKE PREVIEW of
Holy smoking gun! Ya just entered the weirdest place on... your computer screen!
Let Johnny Bravo show you the way to stupidity.
Enough with scratching (cuse my toenails are hurting me), let's rock the house...
Scratchenator is proud to be one of the most weirdest and stupidest person on the web.
To join my fan club, just hit your head with a hammer and TADAM! You are as weird as me ...maybe dead (it often occurs) So that's why I'm absolutely unique in tha WEB!
AT LAST, A Village idiot dancing with a finger on his head!
After eating Doritos with my toenails, I've discovered a discovery: Brown is invading our world! STOP LAUGHING! Cus I'm just begining. Think I'm wrong? Wrong! Brown is everywhere! Not only in your stinking pants but also in music with James Brown. In food with brownies and brown sugar. In cartoons with Charlie Brown. Brown cars that nobody wants in junkyards. Brown hair on people's head. Brown in a brown crayola crayon. DAMMIT! Can't you see that we are being brainwashed by the brownness of this brown world?
Now that you are scratching your head to the blood, I will stop cus the stuff I just gaved is confedential. It's from the Top Secret MIB force(Men In Brown).
Hey MAN or woman! Your the weirdo number
. MIB forces thanks you.
Famous people comments on my page:
- Uncle Ben (the rice guy): No comments (he was out when I went to his home for the interview)
- Stevie Wonder: This page is full of beautiful colors!
- FBI leader: We must put the Scratchenator in a wall-free minimum security prison in Idaho!
This site has nothing to do with Cheesy Software.
Damn! My site IS ALSO cheesy!
STC is listed in Big Kid Weird Sites
