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At 4:30 yesterday a large child was seen rampaging through New York City. Onlookers fled in terror.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing him "playing with cars like they were Hot Wheels and screaming 'Looka meeee, looka meeeee. Scuse me, scuse me, I wanna peeno bunno (read:peanut butter) sannich"
Things suddenly turned worse when the child commented on his fishes and proceeded to urinate in a 4th story window.
The army has been called in to remedy the situation. When asked of their strategy, they were reluctant to say but SergeantO'Hare mentioned something about the Skippy factory on the Hudson River and a large pacifier.
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