Welcome to the Xavier Mansion Diaries, a spoof of "Bridget Jones's Diary" featuring the characters from "X-Men" and "X2" discussing the events of both films. I got the idea from Cassandra Claire, who writes the Very Secret LOTR diaries (which you can find here). Go read them, and come back when your cheeks stop hurting.
Just like the LOTR diaries, it helps to read these suckers in order. And here's the standard disclaimer -- the characters herein (well, most of 'em) are owned by Marvel or 20th Century Fox or whoever has the legal right to play with 'em this week. Which isn't me. 'Cause I'm naughty! Yeah, that's it -- horribly, terribly naughty! I'm eee-vil! Like the fruuu-its of the de-villll! Mwahahahahahahaha! *user stops laughing, glances down at the can of Red Bull next to her laptop, and casually pushes it over the side of the desk into the garbage can*
So, like I said, none of the X-Men are owned by me. Even if I'd like to toss Bobby into a walk-in freezer and save him 'til he's legal. (Don't worry, I'll give him a Playstation and some magazines. He'll be fine.)
All righty, then. On with the show ...