Ode To Threepio

There really isn't anything in the world like playing Jedi Knight in a Threepio skin. Not only is it funny as Hell, it's also really humiliating for the other guy to be killed by someone wearing one. Would you like to be killed by a Protocol Droid? I didn't think so. But there is a problem for all us Threepio fans out there, you've probably noticed that you are unable to play him as a Jedi. Which really sucks because you'll get your ass kicked any other way. So, in the unlikely event that there's another person out there who wants to play as Threepio, you just need to download the Big Fluffy Pack 2 for MotS. Even if you don't play as Threepio, you should still download it, since it allows you to play any character from any class, without having the other guy have a copy of it. The added skins require everyone to have it though.
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Threepio Taunts

So, what could be more embarrassing than getting your butt stomped by a Protocol Droid, having him taunt you while he's doing it. And with the MotS add-on, it's easy and fun to do. Consult your manual to learn how to taunt your opponent with just a touch of a few buttons. More to come.

The chances of you successfully erradicating me are approximately 3,720 to 1.
Just between you & me, I think you're in considerable danger.
If I should say so, it would appear as though you are having considerable difficulty.
Sir, might I suggest that you actually hit me.
Sir, if I may venture an opinion, I do believe that you are about to die.
Might I suggest a new strategy, let the Protocol Droid win.
Oh, thank goodness, I've killed that horrid man.
Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances.

Threepio Whines

Of course, if you aren't any good, then you may want to just irritate your opponent with these Threepioisms. Needless to say, but more to come.

Oh, no!!! I'm doomed!
Oh, no!!! I've been shot!
Go Away!!! Shoo you disgusting beast!
Sir, does that mean you plan on shutting me down?

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