Top Ten
Things You'll Never Hear Them Say on SG-1
by Katie (Katilian@aol.com) & Kelly (ceara@yahoo.com )
10. You'll never hear Jack say "I can fix a the DHD with some duct tape, a paperclip, and a stick of gum. (although I'd pay to see it)
9. To Teal'C: Say Cheese!
8. Teal'C laughing.
7. Sam and/or Daniel telling Jack to SHUTUP!
6. Sam: So guys, what do you think of this new shade of nailpolish?
5. Daniel: Let's Rock 'n' Roll!
4. Jack: So Daniel,that Hathor chick-you planning on asking her out again?
3. Anyone: Wow! These ration packs are wonderful, pass me another one!
2. Teal'C: I just heard the funniest joke.
1. Apophis: Let's not go to Earth, 'tis a silly place. (stealing from Monty Python, of course)