What??!  You were expecting.....

a rational page???    Let me be the first to explain to you this page will
more than likely be of little use to anyone!  NO.....I'm NOT kidding.......
Being the bored sort of space pirate that I am.....(sans puffy shirt...), I
simply felt the need to pay homage to one damn fine movie....HOWEVER.....I reserve the right to put sh*t on here about any movie I feel particularly sentient about...for instance Yentl.....a movie released in the mid-portion of my capricious youth.....horrible piece of unanimated, senseless, mind-numbing, turd-of-a-movie.....you won't find it mentioned here-after.....but I could should I chose to do so.....NOW...
that we have the pleasantries out of the way and you're apparently still with me....now would be an excellent time to return to the previous screen by way of your back button located in your upper left corner of your monitor.............(may the corpse be wit ya....!)