The Orclands. I'd been fearing this place all along. Orc scouts were bad enough. How would I fare? Was this the end of the Digging One and Orechipper?
Hah! Hell no! I kicked ass and chewed bubblegum! Nothing could stand against my awesome might!*
(*If, by kicking ass one means ran screaming like a digger from a Shadowbeast. If by chewed bubblegum one means drank about 50 healing potions. If by awesome might one means sneaking about as if this was Dues Ex, praying for large crowds to not notice me and not managing to kill anything besides a herd of Biters in the wrong place at the wrong time..)
In any case, I met the Golems and hammered, burned, and fried my way through the to face my ultimate nemisis.... Xardas!!!
Alright... he wasn't so impressed when I kept slamming him around with Orechipper. After a few minutes of venting my frustrations on his choice of real estate location he sent me on my way to see Ur Shak. Ur Shak... sounds like an Orc name. Oh, this is not going to be pretty... |
