Proverbs From A Sick Mind

Time cannot exist because you cannot prove the past exists and that the future awaits us. There is only the present.

If God says you're going to die, you're going to die.

Prophecies are bad for your health.

Revenge is good for the soul.

School P.A. systems are the communication tool of the Canadian Communist-Dictatorship party.

Grass roots political movements are rooted in bad soil.

You think you have a headache, think of what Zeus felt like giving birth to Athena.

Art is good for the soul, and paint is good for the stomach.

God created the universe from nothing, but the nothingness shows through.

The creation of the universe was dictated, but unsigned.

Oedipus was Apollo's little joke.

You can't cheat fate, but you can haggle with destiny.

Math class is not unlike the Spanish Inquisition.

All worthwhile proverbs are written in italics.

Don't eat the paint chips. (as stated before, all worthwhile proverbs are in italics)

Cruise control will not steer the car for you.

You can kill two birds with one stone, a well fired bullet, a boomerang, an atomic missile, or a nuclear explosion.

Pee unto the wind, and you will receive much back.