Everyone's Favorite Robot-Like Inspector

*singing, sort of* Du, du, du, du, duuu, Inspector Gaaadget. Du, du, du, du, du, duu, duu, woo woo! If you're like me (no one is like me I am uniquelly one of a kind in my weirdness and insanity), you've occasionally wondered, "Gee, voices in my head, what should we do today?" No, wait, that's not right. You've occasionally wondered, "Gee, I wonder how Inspector Gadget became Inspector Gadget." Well, unlike you, I have come up with a theory about that*. You lazy person you**! I had the time to come up with a perfectly feasable*** theory about Inspector Gadget while you were sitting in front of your computer reading this! I have just one thing to say to you!!!: Thank you. If it weren't for lazy slobs like you, no one would visit my page;') And now on with the theory:

I will attempt to answer the questions, "How did he become Inspector Gadget?" and "Is he a robot/android, or did they surgically add all those gadgets?" and more which will undoubtably come to mind when I am right in the middle of explaining that I am done. The first question I will address**** is: Is Inspector Gadget a robot/android, or did they surgically add all those gadgets? No. For one thing, he's an idiot. If he were a robot/android, couldn't they just fix his wiring or something? For another thing, he has a niece (Penny). So Inspector Gadget is not a robot/android (though I'm not so sure about Brain, Penny's dog). Thus, he must have had surgery. And until they do a "How It All Started" episode, you'll just have to take my word for it*****. Now: How did Inspector Gadget become Inspector Gadget? They couldn't find anyone else stupid enough to let them surgically attach a bunch of gadgets to their body and send off to try to catch the elusive 'The Claw'. Well, that was easier than I thought it would be. Maybe I should try something harder next time. Like World Peace. Or maybe how to fix Global Warming. Or maybe even, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" Oooh!!! I got it! It was the-Hey! What're you doing here? Did anyone ever tell you you look a lot like 'the Smoking Man' on the X-Files? Hey! Ow! Aaaahhh! They've got me! The Secret Government Conspiracy People have me! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

It is just* a theory and you can not sue me if it turns out to not be true.
**It is just an opinion and you can not sue me if it turns out to not be true.
*Feasable means possible, capable of being true.
123 Gadget Road.
***(Gee that's a lot of asterics.) If you don't want to, please go jump off a bridge now.