Questions You've Probably Never

Thought About

If oranges were purple, would they still be called oranges, or would they be called purples?

Why aren't lemons called yellows?

If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why do they have locks on the doors?

What color is your underwear?

Are you even wearing underwear?

Can you lick your elbow?

Is the batmobile a standard or automatic?

Is Uncle Ben married to Aunt Jemima?

Do monkees go bald?

How do "keep off the grass" signs get out into the middle of the lawn? ?

If a cow laughed, would it squirt milk out it's nose?

If you choked a smurf, what color would it turn?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

If a guy came to your door, and he had a sword, and he demanded that you give him your fridge, what would you do?

If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all" ?

Is a shelless turtle homeless or just naked?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk?

Why do they put Braille on bank drive thru machines?

Why must you wait until the night to call it a day?

Do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, does it follow that knowledge corrupts?

How can something be new AND improved at the same time?

If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?

Why isn't 11 pronounced 'onety-one'?

What hair colour do they put on the driver's liscences of bald men?

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect out of alphabet soup?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?

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