Here are some non-x-rated things that have entered my mind at some point or other... enjoy
..... (while eating a nice warm bowl of oatmeal for breakfast to help combat the harsh canadian winter)..
Goldilocks was a heartless bitch. I mean what kind of person breaks into somebody's house and eats a kid's porridge. Sure I understand that she was hungry, but stealing porridge from a baby?? That's low. Could she not have waited like 5 minutes for papa bear's porridge to cool down some? Would she have starved to death in the 45 seconds that it would have taken for her to warm up mama bear's porridge in the microwave? I doubt that her situation was that desparate.. and these are the stories we tell our children?...
... (in the mall one day)...
hey, that guy looks like spock.. cool
..... (enjoying a tall glass of egg nog)...
.. mmmm... this is good egg nog.. chock full of noggy goodness... why do they call it egg nog? what is a nog anyways?... I know what it's not.. it's not a log... maybe it used to be called 'egg, not a log' because it was made from eggs and not logs.. and then over time it just got shortened to 'egg nog'.. maybe not... oh well...
... (on the bus)...
.. communism is a lot like an omellet I tried to make one time. I had all the right ingredients (eggs, milk, salt, pepper, cheese, and some other stuff.. I don't really remember... it's not important anyways..) and did everything that I was supposed to, but for some reason my omellet lacked cohesion and fell apart. Instead of an omellet I ended up with cheesy scrambled eggs... it wasn't really what I was trying for, but they weren't all that bad after half a bottle of ketchup..
... (in math class one day)...
.. hey that triangle is pretty scary looking...oh no!! trianglophobia!! aaahhhh