For this part of the page, its best if you can read. If you can't read, You're either too young or too drunk. I fall into the latter category. However, drunkenness is only a temporary setback. You will re-gain the ability to read in a few hours, so come back then.
The stories on offer today are :
A brief history of my personal favorite deity.
An educational legend of the wonderous Arab
The Donkey who thought he was clever but was wrong.
The somewhat shocking, but amusing saga of Jock McStrap.