(what The Gray Area is all about)
There are 3 reasons why anyone would put a page on the Web
1. This person is an egomaniac with nothing really important to say
2. This is a company which wants to make money
3. There are people who want to share their knowledge with the rest
of the world,
Making it a tad better in their own humble way
(like us..)
So this page is nothing like "Brandee the cheerleader page"
or "Scheister and Co. - we rip
you off and like it!"
This is The Gray Area, the place for people who want to think, but are
not stuck in their narrow little world of a brain.
Everything is possible in The Gray Area. We (R & G) have vast opinions
about
Movies
Music
Books
Philosophy
and anything else we find appropriate. The Gray Area is here, like it or
not!
The Gray Area is located right inside your heads. Some of you have very little gray substance and therefore, unable to think or imagine. But we believe it can be developed to surprising capacity. So we've put this pretentious piece of site to enable us (& you) to excercise on a regular basis.
We do not put all of our crap (see "Profanity")
because we want to force our opinions down your throat. We just want to
share our opinions, beliefs, hopes, dreams with the rest of the world.
Likewise, we would like the world to share with us.
And what better place than the Web?
While we appreciate the beauty of women in and out of clothes, all of
you who have any hopes to find Ana L queen of the "B" hind, eeeeeeeeeeeee,
YOU SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT LEFT TURN IN ALBOQUERQUE!
There is so much sex in the internet, there's nothing we can really add.
GO ELSEWHERE, PERVERTS! (we do...)
About the Langauge (see also "Profanity")
We use English because it has a je ne sais quoi quality to it. We make mistakes sometimes, because it's not our mother's tongue (I wouldn't put my mother's tongue on the Internet, it would hurt her).
We may occasionally use profanities and strong language such as:
Goddam son of a gun
Mutha Fugga Nigga
Asshole
Bill Gates
Think you can't stand the heat? Completely legit.
You won't find any of those there --> Deadbrain
society
We are well aware of the obnoxious Politically Correct movement, which
we will deal with later. But if any minority group (such as "intelligent
humans") feels hurt, they souldn't. It's the "Marching Morons"
we hate, not the intelligent few. We may call someone "black"
because of the tone of skin he has, which is a fact (a questionable fact
with Michael Jackson), but we will never call anyone "African-American",
because we don't know or even care where his forefathers came from.
I (G) for one, think that it's more derogatory calling someone "African-American",
because it implies that the person is only "half-american" (R:
Actually calling someone "100% American" is the real insult.)
whereas that person should be proud of his/her name, tone of skin, looks,
family & everything else he/she wants.
Also, don't forget that words like "nigga" are used by many a
non-white rap artists, so why can't 2 stupid kikes like us use such words?
(Please, Geocities, show us some mercy, will ya?).
All of this and more is way less damaging than, say, poluting people's brain with fictitious stories about alien abductions (R: Hey, it's the demonic possessions of the 20th century), calls to join cults or telling people they must buy 7Up (tm) because it's gonna make them cool (eeeeeee, wrong, it's gonna make them grow pimples).
It probably came as a shock to a lot of people to learn that God is
really black!
See a picture of God with his herd of followers!!!
As for us, we haven't chosen any yet.
Applying for the role of our God are:
Jehova
Zeus
Harlan Ellison
Peter Hammill
Frank Zappa
Linnea Quigley
Zaphod Beeblebrocks
The "Undertaker"
Krusty the Klown
Fluffy the Goldfish
Get the picture?
Most people don't use it. Others don't even know it exists. We use it every now and then.
WE SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME
After all, so many people out there would like to turn you into moronic zombies. They would want you to buy everything they try to sell. Companies, cults, politicians, religions, Bill Gates etc.
If you don't think, you won't be sorry. But there's no reason in the
world why you'd believe that taking care of your tan or your weight is
more important than caring for your mind.
Excercise often! Ten minutes a day won't do...
The word Copyright means we can copy, right?
Seriously, folks. We're not getting paid for any of this. We put the best
of our time to make this site entertaining & informative. How the hell
can we hurt an artist/actor/writer/musician by saying how great he/she
is & dysplaying some audio/visual proof? We should be thanked for doing
free publicity, not condemned. However, if we use some copyright material
for graphics, music or whatever UNINTENTIONALLY, we will remove it promptly,
or add copyright information if supplied to us.
We also write our own original material here. If you feel like quoting us, we feel honored. All the more if you also tell others where your quotes originate from (i.e. link to us). If you feel like reprinting us as is, tell us about it.
We would appreciate any intilligent response, comment, correction and
so on. Write to us. It's definitely
a purpose of this site to communicate with other intelligent beings, from
Earth or otherwise.
But if you don't have anything intelligent (i.e. good, we're very liberal)
to say, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Also, we would appreciate comments about layout. We currently believe
that an informative page should lack running dog GIFs or pumping hearts,
or whatever. We will try to enhance our pages within the given context.
If you have any ideas how we can make look better & clearer,
WRITE TO US.
This also applies to the Guestbook.
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