These words in this particular order belong to the Dragon Kadith. Address commits/hate mail generated from this to her.
-Note from Kadith.
I think I may have finally flipped... you be the judge!
This came into my head while I was sitting in History being bored..
not meant to offend!
The Voyager Commandments...
Thou shalt not piss thy Captain off.
Thou shalt not defy thy Captain.
Thou shalt not breathe wrong when thy Captain has PMS.
Thou shalt not leave thy cocky pilot in charge.
that's what the Vulcan is for.
Thou shalt not delete thy EMH.
but tampering is quite alright!
Thou shalt not fall in love with thy Captain.
Thou shalt not fall in love with thy First Officer.
Thou shalt not arouse thy Captain on the bridge..
there is a time and a place for that, its called the ready room!
Thou shalt not call thy Captain a bitch whilst in her hearing range.
but of course behind her back is just fine, because she doesn't have
to waste any energy yelling at you.
Thou shalt not leave the blonde borg in charge of thy Chief Engineer's
engines.
and we thought the captain with PMS was bad!
Thou shalt not leave Harry and Seven alone.
don't need him getting so confused he has a nervous break down!
Thou shalt not let aliens kill thy Harry.
that's the captain's job after all!
Thou shalt not let aliens screw thy first officer.
again, that's the captain's job.
Thou shalt not let aliens screw thy Captain.
this is the first officer's job...duh!
Thou shalt not interrupt thy Captain and First Officer during a private
moment.
{knock knock, Tuvok, Neelix, ya'll paying attention to this one!?!}
Thou shalt not use leola root in every meal.
hello! Neelix, did we forget to read this one!
Thou shalt not steal thy Captain's coffee.
talk about a death wish!
Thou shalt not deprive thy Captain of her coffee!
this is a deletion offense I believe.
Thou shalt not deprive thy Captain of her First Officer.
Thou shalt not deprive thy First Officer of his Captain.
Thou shalt not covet thy Captain's First Officer.
Thou shalt not force the dragon to remain in a boring class!
yes thank you! finally!
~Kadith~