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<BODY BGCOLOR="#336633" TEXT="#FFFFFF" LINK="#CCCC66"> <H1 ALIGN="CENTER">Welcome to Northfield Outpost</H1> <P>Northfield, Minnesota is a quiet, rural college town of over 15,000 people, one-third of whom are students at <A HREF="http://www.carleton.edu">Carleton</A> or <A HREF="http://www.stolaf.edu">Saint Olaf</A>. But an increasing percentage of the town's population are refugees from a <A HREF="news:alt.devilbunnies">secret war</A> being fought for the future of humanity. We of Northfield Outpost are here to protect the refugees and promote activities that subvert the devilbunnies' plans of world domination.</P> <P>Northfield and the rest of the Cannon River Valley is an oasis in the middle of the devilbunny-held territory of Minnesota. Most of the area's population remains blissfully unaware of the Fluffy Menace™, but the Valley's farmers and the Internet-literate college students who make up the majority of Northfield Outpost's militia keep watch over the area for the Internet-literate college students who make up the majority of Northfield Outpost's militia keep watch over the area for the sake of their fellow townies.</P> <P>Northfield Outpost is affiliated with the Army of Fudd, the largest faction of humans and their allies at war with the devilbunnies. On behalf of my superior, Commander Rick Andersen, CO of the Army of Fudd, I welcome you to Northfield Outpost and the battle against those vermin who would enslave us! <EM><STRONG>Sic semper tyrannis et culiculis daemoniacis!</STRONG></EM></P> <P ALIGN="RIGHT">-- Cpl. Jennifer Jansen, Commander, Northfield Outpost</P> <HR SIZE=2 WIDTH="80%"> <P>Please pardon the mess. The Outpost is being rebuilt right now, due to the fact that the building is not up to code. It also appears that we shall soon have Mentat-sized problems in Northfield, as soon as the Mentat's <A HREF="http://public.carleton.edu/~weissj/cyrano.html">writer</A> delurks. For more information on devilbunnies, go <A HREF="http://www.devilbunnies.org">here</A>.</P> <P ALIGN="RIGHT">--Pvt. Sarah Martel, Army of Fudd</P> <P ALIGN="CENTER"><IMG SRC="sarahm.gif" WIDTH=250 HEIGHT=164 ALT="[Image: Pvt. Sarah Martel, Army of Fudd]"></P> <HR SIZE=2 WIDTH="80%"> <P ALIGN="CENTER"><A HREF="../index.html">[Nest (Home]</A> <A HREF="mailto:forbesa@carleton.edu">[E-mail Anne]</A></P> <P>This page was last mutated July 25, 1998</P>  <hr><p align=center><b>This page hosted by<a href="/"><img src="/pictures/gc_icon.gif" border=0 height=31 width=88 align=middle></a>Get your own <a href="/">Free Homepage</a></b> </p> </BODY>