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Close enough to cheese for me!
~Natey Batey
Damnit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!
~ brought to you by the Gift himself.
Take that, you breaded bastard!
~the nutritionally challenged Lurita
SOB's kicking on the way down.
~the not-so-helpful Archie
Ah, crap, I filled my tub!
~Luritie Petitie
Ssssweltering turkey.....
~Archie "I'm not gettin' any" Dinwiddie
BVDs-- the panties that bite you back!
~Mr. "Ouch my ass is on fire" Archie
Smells in here too, God dammit!
~the olfactorily gifted Archibald
*singing* Corndogs make the world go round!
~Nate, King of Frag
GET THEE TO A BABOONERY!
~Monkey Boy Nate
Countess Condom can rule my world...
~Nately Nately Noo
I was like:"Let's flush Jadzia down the toilet!" And Archie was like: "WTF?" Then I said "She'd be like 'Help me, Captain Sisko!' And we'd be like 'Mwa ha ha, worm infested blando! Take that!" *smacks her with plunger* "Mwa ha ha ha...I ran out of breath"
~The ever and always psycho Lurita
If you cover grapefruit with enough gravy, it tastes almost like meat.
~You Don't Know Jack...at least I don't...
Why? What's wrong with turd stew?
~Dorkus Malorkus Daphne
You remind me of cooked beets.
~Plaudism
If no one looks at us, we'll match!
~Archie, the anal-retentive ground squirrel
It just so happens that I have a lot of crap to beat!
~Dadely Dadely Davey Doo
Well, once, I had a bathroom emergency in midair...
~The no longer anally retentive Archie
And that's what happens when you've been a man, and she's been a man, and now you're both chicks!
~Trekkie Queen Lurita
You're lawn spoint!
~Reproductively obsessed Brent
Who ever said that violence never solved anything obviously never tried. And if at first you don't succeed...
~Archie the Wanna Be Bludgeoner
FIZNITS!
~Miss "Stop !$@%!*ING cursing" Lurita
Oh-Fricking-Ah!
~Once again, Miss "Why does everyone !$@%!*ING curse all the time" Lurita
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
~One of those annoying emails. As we speak, I'm forwarding it to all my friends...Mwa ha ha ha...
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. It's "Oh-Fricking-Ay!"
~Mr. "Thinks I'm better than everybody else" Uno Boy Kyle
*to the tune of Fur Elise* Do do do do do do do do do...do do do do...do do do do
~Andrew "What are you talking about, my back isn't hairy" Smith
Is blue a food? Blue sounds mighty tasty right now.
~Ever and always orally obsessive Andrew
Poopid people are steevil!
~Lurita, Quislexic Deen
But that would kill all the ants and planimals!
~(It's funny because she doesn't know she's doing it) Lurita
TV: It's not a bird; it's not a plane; it's not superman...
Lurita: It could be superman-- in a bodybag!
Daphne: Yeah, but who would throw him in the air?
~An evening with Captain Clueless and her sidekick Oblivious Girl
You have to be told a story for the first time at least once.
~Professor "He's got a sweet ride" Cox
He stole my action figures just because I put toilet paper all over his desk! How juvenile!
~Mac the (im)Mature
Book: "I'm-- up-- your-- Chief!"
Mac: "Ooo, that sounds painful!"
~Mac, Ruler of the Dweeb People
Meat Loooooooooaf!
~Kelly Belly
Don't worry, we'll take turns being the man!
~Jeremy "Mr. Corsica" Irwin
It's a gummy worm...bear...red!
~Brea, la Fromagette
He murdered him for used pants!
~The fashionably concerned Daphne
It's gonna smell like ass in here for a minute.
~Once again, Daphne spews culture and maturity like a mighty fount
Steve: I can't talk, my thumb hurts.
Mac: Well, thank God you put a plaster on it!
~Oh, the wonders of a university education...
I was abducted by the great Spaniard José Cuervo!
~The eternally inebriated Archie, in response to the numerous claims of alien abductions
Would't a "poncho villa" be a housing complex full of people wearing only drapes?
~Mac, in response to the fact the José Cuervo is Mexican, not Spanish, just like Ponch Villa
I'm proud of my toe!
~Squirrel Stomping Kendra
It's dangry to be angerous.
~Lurita strikes again
I didn't run into that pole, I just forgot to duck.
~Lurita defends her dignity, forgetting that it was a vertical pole
I find them tastily convenient.
~Lurita, and no one knows what she really meant
Ha ha, you're all mad.
~BryBry the Tattoo Boy
HA!
~And now the talented Brian will make the most annoying sound in the world
Did you recently reseed the yard? There are all these little birds pecking everywhere. They're brown and striped, but they're not sparrows. Well, they could be sparrows. I don't know anything about sparrows. I don't know anything about birds. I shot a cowbird with a BB gun once, but that doesn't make me an ornithologist!
~Dr. Lurita, Ph.D., Advanced Birdology
I'm so happy it hurts!
~Archie, whose very smile is like a grimace of pain
He's like a happy dancing monkey.
~Terry, Princess of Building Managers
Even your stare is condescending.
~Archie, the Easily Intimidated
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!
~Holbrook, the Even More Easily Intimidated
Pull the han out by the pandle before it burns!
~I think we all know who this is
I love buffins.
~Lurita, Princess of Sheep
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