Spandex Militia (& Vogue Company)
"The Spandex Militia are the toughest gang in the underhive; that's why we've been appointed Watchwomen and why we've got more territory and more money than anyone else".
"We've beat the Pink Pansy Faction numerous times and taken their land, Caine's were next bottling as soon as things got rough; now we're been asked to go after the 'stealer cult that was masquerading as a 'legal' gang, they're called 'Lost in the dark' or something, well they'll soon be crying in the dark and calling for mummy or whatever it is that's spawned them. While we welcome the reward that we'll get for delivering justice to their sorry hides, we're doing it mostly for fun and to show who's top gang in the underhive once and for all!",
'Red', Spandex Militia top bitch.
Update 40100/1/25
"Pernicia, may think she's the boss now that Malicia's gone, but she's a poor substitute. We've beaten the Pink Pansy Faction every time we met them in the last year when Malicia was in charge. So to lose to them in our first fight without Malicia really makes the point. If Pernicia doesn't prove herself soon we might need a new leader....",
Pick to Suspicia,
Update 40100/1/26
"Nobody messes with the Spandex Militia and as the leader of the Spandex Militia that goes double for me.
There's been rumours about the Militia and me as leader recently, well last night we put those to rest. Last night we were raided by some mercenaries called TROWEL or something (totally rubbish organisation without enlightened leadership). They thought they could gain some rep by trying to scrag me, the leader of the top gang in the underhive, well they soon learned their lesson. They managed to ambush Suspicia, 3 on 1, but as soon as the rest of us started to arrive they started to drop and turned their tails and fled.
They tried it again soon after but we were ready this time. Despite their attempts to infiltrate amongst us we put two down and the last bottled."
"'What about the darkness of light and Thorgrimm's dwarves you ask', well they may have got a tough rep but that's only by hiding from sight like rats in a sewer; but what do you expect from mutant outlaw animals, cause that's all they are."
Pernicia, leader(?) of the Spandex Militia
Update 40100/2/03
"So it's agreed then.....this is nothing to do with the leadership of the gang, which is rightfully yours; we're just honouring Malicia's ideals of spreading the empowerment of wimmen throughout the hive. I'm taking Red, Minx and Capricia and setting up camp in Devil's Byke Drinking Hole. I'll start recruiting from there to form Vogue Company. Then, each month, we'll send 10% of our haul back to you to show our continuing commitment to the Militia."
Suspicia to Pernicia, leader of the Spandex Militia
Vogue Company Update 40100/3/17
"I can't stand all this waiting around! We get tooled up to go and kick some gang's butt then Red says that her old battle wounds are playing up so we should go tomorrow; and when tomorrow comes the same things happen. We followed Suspicia out here to form Vogue Company because of Pernicia's questionable leadership but now that Suspicia's dead too, leaving Red in charge things have gone form bad to worse. At least the Spandex Militia still get to kick butt. I heard Pick put out 4 of that Pink Army Faction splinter group all by herself last night. All respect to Red for her achievements and fearsome rep and all but its time for the new blood to prove itself. I reckon Red should retire and we should rejoin with the Militia!"
"And you're going to suggest that to Red are you?"
"Well....No. I'm happy with my insides staying on the inside. I guess we'll just have to hope we can get those Stinger Moulds from somewhere."
Capricia to Judicia, gangers of Vogue Company
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