This is my list of the, in my opinion, best songs ever made. Before I start, let me ask you? Do you think it's too much for Eurovision judges to have the United Kingdom get some points occasionally? I mean, in the end, we got 28. 20 bloody 8! The winner, Estonia, got 198. We got 2 from The Netherlands, 0 from Iceland, 0 from Bosnia-Herzegovina, 0 from Norway, 0 from Israel, 3 from Russia, 0 from Sweden, 3 from Lithuania, 3 from Latvia, 3 from Croatia, 2 from Portugal, 4 from Ireland, 1 from Spain, 0 from France, 0 from Turkey, 0 from Slovenia, 2 from Poland, 2 from Germany, 0 from oh-so-smug-winners Estonia, 3 from Malta, 0 from Greece and 0 from Denmark. Anyway, onto the entries in the 'chart'...

NUMBER 1: 'My Girl'-The Temptations and 'Blood Is Pumpin''-Voodoo & Serano
NUMBER 2: 'Imagine'-John Lennon
NUMBER 3: 'In Your Arms(Rescue Me)'-Nu Generation
JOINT NUMBER 4: 'The Real Slim Shady'-Eminem and 'The Real Slim Shady/Oops, I Did It Again!'-Eminem/Britney Spears
NUMBER 5: 'Sandstorm'-Darude
NUMBER 6: 'Synth And Strings'-Yomanda
NUMBER 7: 'Music Response'-The Chemical Brothers
NUMBER 8: 'Luvstruck'-Southside Spinners
JOINT NUMBER 9: 'A Day In The Life'-The Beatles and 'You See The Trouble With Me!'-Black Legend
JOINT NUMBER 10: 'The End'-The Doors and 'Koochy'-Armand Van Helden
NUMBER 11: 'Love Me Do'-The Beatles
JOINT NUMBER 12: 'Up To The Wild Style'-D.J. Supreme & The Porn Kings and 'Light My Fire'-The Doors
NUMBER 13: 'I Don't Want To Miss A Thing'-Aerosmith
NUMBER 14: 'Pitchin'(In Every Direction)'-Hi-Gate
NUMBER 15: 'Louie Louie'-The Three Amigos
NUMBER 16: 'Hey Boy, Hey Girl'-The Chemical Brothers
NUMBER 17: 'Teardrop'-Massive Attack
NUMBER 18: 'She's Electric'-Oasis
NUMBER 19: 'Park Life'-Blur
NUMBER 20: 'Steal My Sunshine'-Len
NUMBER 21: 'King Of My Castle'-Wamdue Project
NUMBER 22: 'Turn'-Travis
JOINT NUMBER 23: 'Because Of You'-Scanty Sandwich and 'Sandwiches'-Detroit Grand Pubas
NUMBER 24: 'Sound Of Bamboo'-Flickman
NUMBER 25: 'All The Small Things'-Blink 182