Tonight [tonight's the night] I shall be talking about [a bout of flu] the subject of word association [association football]. This is a technique [eke out a living] much used in the practice [practice makes perfect] of psychoanalysis [sister and brother] and one that has occupied [pied piper] the majority [majority rule] of my attention [attention, squad by the right, number - one two three four five] for the last five years [here's to the memory]. It is quite remarkable [able baker Charlie] how much [Much the miller's son] this so-called [called while you were out] word association [Asian immigrants' problems] influences the manner [manna from heaven] in which we [wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beasties] all [all-American] speak [Speke, the famous explorer]. And the really [well that is surprising] surprising part [partner in crime] is that a lot [lot and his wife] of the [lions' feeding time] time we may be [b c d e f] effectively quite unaware of the fact [fact or fiction [fiction section of the Watford Public Library]] that we are even doing it [it is a far, far better thing that I do now than [now, then, what's going on [onward christian soldiers [Christian Barnard, the famous heart surgeon [heart: part of the lettuce [now let us now praise famous men [mental homes for loonies like me]]]]]]]. So [sew on the button], my contention [tension causing all the headaches] is that unless we take into account [Count of Monte Cristo] in our thinking [King George the Fifth] this phenomenon [one the other hand], we shall not be able satisfactor[fact or fiction ["fiction section of the Watford Public Library" again]]ily to understand [stand to attention when I'm talking to you and stop laughing] about human nature, man's psychological makeup [make up some story the wife'll believe], and hence the very meaning of life itself [selfish bastard, I'll kick him in the balls [Balls Pond Road]].