"It is all coming: earthquake, fire, terror, blood!" a stranger yelled as he ran by. "What do you mean by that?" I turned around and yelled back, but the stranger was nowhere to be seen. I turned around to see a 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon. "Holy macaroni!" I said. I ran as fast as I could away from the 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon. Just when I thought I had ran far enough from the 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon, I remembered that my house was the other way. "Oh darn!" I said out loud. I felt tired of running so I called for a taxi. When the taxi came I opened the drivers door, pulled him out of the car and smashed his face on the cold brick wall a couple of hundred times until his face was a bloody pulp. As I walked past him I said, "next time you should lock the doors." He nodded his head slowly. "Hey! You're still alive!" I said and kicked his face in some more. I got into the taxi and drove myself home. When I got home, I packed my stuff in a cheap suitcase and ran downstairs as fast as I could. I threw my cheap suitcase in the trunk of the taxi and drove to the nearest air base. I rammed the car through the electric steel gates. I got out of the car and walked to the nearest f-264273451397312483475b fighter jet. "Hey!! You don't know how to pilot that f-264273451397312483475b fighter jet!! Get out of here!!" the man behind me said. " If I don't get into the f-264273451397312483475b fighter jet, billions and billions of people will get killed by that 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon!!" I said. "What 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon? What are you talking about? There is no 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon!!" he yelled. "Its not here yet! But it will soon!" I said as I started up the engine of the f-264273451397312483475b fighter jet. "Hey!! You didn't even put on your seatbelt!!" the man said. I flew the f-264273451397312483475b fighter jet back to my city where I first saw it. When I saw it I opened fire at it. I fired all of my missiles at it and emptied all of my bullets at it. I could see people under me running for their lives. I then got a crazy idea to ram the f-264273451397312483475b fighter jet into the 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon. I kept my finger on the eject button as I got close to the 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon. When I thought I was close enough, I pushed the eject button and was shot 200 feet up in the air. The f-264273451397312483475b fighter jet blew up in the 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon's face. I watched in horror as the 1,000-foot fire breathing, green scaled, horny dragon fell on my house. "My house! My beautiful house!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "Oh darn!" As I was falling back to earth, I felt the seat under me drifting away. "Oh darn! I think I forgot to put on my seatbelt!" I searched for a water source or anything that could break my fall. When I couldn't find one I screamed that one word that rhymes beautifully with duck as I felt my body splatter on the hard concrete ground. THE END |
| The Psycho by: James |