The other day, my cyber dog , Sparky were sitting around trying to figure out what would make a good web site, when the ideal came to me.  Make it a site for Helpful Hints and absolutely useless knowledge.

Helpful Hints For Work:
1. When DBG (our favorite webtv Customer) calls, don't refer to her as sir. (This does seem to make her testy)
2.  When Donald Clarke calls, in order to keep from being fired, never say: "No Sir, Fuck You!"
3.  When customers call  about their rebate never use the gold training mirroring techniques by saying "So, you're telling me that you're pissed off."  and NEVER, EVER say "we are processing those as quickly as we can.
4.  Remember that some of our customers aren't computer savvy enough to understand terms such as: Power the unit on, unplug the unit, and hit option 217.
5.  When you are on a relay call, Never ask "Is there anything else I can help you with today?"

Here are a list of some odd web sites that you should visit sometime. 
1. For those of you who are looking for ideas on how to get revenge:  http://www.ekran.no/html/revenge/
2. An interesting site that allows you to see too much of a couple in Chicago via a webcam you can visit:
http://www.gigglecam.com   (Note: do not check this site out at work)
3.  For those of you that think elves are cute little woodland creatures:  http://www.poisonelves.com
4. If you want to know what the weather looks like in wrightsville beach North Carolina at any given time,visit the beach cam: http://wrightsville.com/bchcam.htm
5.  For the guys in my work bay, this is for you. The official Star Wars Site: http://www.starwars.com/episode-i/
(that should be one heck of a peace offering)