Marauder's Transformers Page! 
Marauder's Transformers Page! 
![[Drawing of Marauder]](mar2.jpg)
Rodimus rulez! Okay, now that I've gotten that outta my system.... So's anyways, I finally got Stan to let me have my own damned web page, instead of us sharin' his homepage, and basically embarrassin' the hell outta me (I mean, what the hell is this 'lectrical engineerin' thing, anyways?)... So with enough nagging, and just a tiny bit of firepower, I got to set this baby here up. Of course, thank Primus that Teletran doesn't require typing,or I'd still be punchin' in the first coupla letters... I dunno who invented this stupid HTNL stuff, but-- what? HTML? Yeah, okay, whatever.
So who the hell am I? I'm the character Stan used to play on the original Transformers MUSH (That's Multi-User Shared Hallucination, in case you weren't up t'date on the latest stupid computer acronyms. Y'know what PCMCIA stood for, right? People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms. Well, yeah, I am kidding, but you can never tell, what with these stupid comp geeks.)Anyways, far as I know, I'm the most Canadian Autobot (I'm a highway-class snowplow), and I'm insane to boot. Does this sum up Canadians in general? You decide.
![[Drawing of Drop Zone]](dz-ps3.jpg)
Stan then went on to play the Decepticon Drop Zone on the Transformers:2005 MUSH. He's a bit of a geek, if ya ask me, but I don't s'pose you would. But just in caseya care, here's a picture of him, drawn by Stan while he was wasting time atwork! Man, it's a good thing we're in different universes, DZ 'n I, or I'd be tempted to justup and toast the little bastard! (No, Doc, I haven't been taking my medication. Why?)
Well, back in August '95, I went on a jaunt over to Dayton, Ohio, site of the incredible BotCon '95! In case you didn't know, BotCon '95 was the second annual Transformers Convention, hosted by alt.toys.transformers's very own Raksha! It was such a blast that there weren't no question I'd go to the next one if given the choice! You know, the customs dude at Toronto Pearson looked at me real funny-like, but then again, giant robots don't go through airports all the time. At least, I don't think they do, but hey, what do I know? Maybe the Shogun Warriors and Voltron do it all the time.
Name: Marauder. Duh.
Alternate Mode: Snowplow
Height: 15 metres.
Weight: 30 tons.
Most Hated Individual: Barney <shudder>
Some of Stan's fan fiction, drawings, and other (blech!) stuff like that. Definitely not the kinda stuff I approve of, but hey, he's my player, and I suppose it's better than actually having to pay him for this homepage.