"When i was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."-Woody Allen
"In order to succees we must first believe that we can"-Michael Korda
"Good judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement"-Barry LePather
"The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it"-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play"-John Cleese
"...You may be dissappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try."-Beverly Sills
"I never feel age... If you have creative work, you don't have age or time."-Louise Nevelson
"When i was born i was so surprised i couldn't talk for a year and a half."-Gracie Allen 
"After the verb 'to love,' 'to help' is the most beautiful verb in the world"-Bertha Von Suttner
"A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper."-Barry Neil Kaufman
"The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you."-B. B. King
"I generally avoid temptation unless i can't resist it."-Mae West
"Every exit is an entry somewhere else."-Tom Stoppard
"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewellery."-John Lennon
"Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do."-Benjamin Spock,MD 
"No one can make you inferior without your consent."-Eleanor Roosevelt
"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity."-Joseph Addison
"To err is human, but it is against company policy."-Anon
"Effective management always means asking the right question."-Robert Heller
"We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job."-William Feather
"A well-informed employee is the best salesperson a company can have."-Edwin J. Thomas
"In the space age the most important space is between the ears."-Thomas J. Barlow
"There is no crisis to which academics will not respond with a seminar."-Anon
"Experience is the worst teacher; it gives the test before presenting the lesson."-Vernon Law
"Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't."-Pete Seeger
"Never go to a docter whose office plants have died."-Erma Bombeck
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and i eat it."-Anon
"Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."-Mark Twain
"When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness."-Malcolm Forbes
"I couldn't wait for success... so i went ahead without it."-Jonathan Winters
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."-Erica Jong
"Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is already full."-Henry A. Kissinger
"Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind."-F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Opportunities are often things you haven't noticed the first time round."-Catherine Deneuve
"Happiness often sneaks through a door you didn't know you left open."-John Barrymore
"You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough."-Joe E. Lewis
"I've been on a calendar, but never on time."-Marilyn Monroe
"Character is what you know you are, not what others think you are."-Marva Collins and Civia Tamarkin
"Some people march to a different drummer-and some people polka."-Los Angeles Times Syndicate
"The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose, you have lost."-George P. Shultz
""Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to."-John Ed Pearce
"The best career advice given to the young is 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it."-Katherine Whitehorn
"Bargain: something you can't use at a price you can't resist."-Franklin P. Jones
"Gentlemen prefer bonds."-Andrew Mellon
"He Who knows others is clever; he who knows himself is enlightened."-Lao-Tzu
"A desk is a dangerous place from which to watch the world."-John le Clarre
"Age is not important unless you're a cheese."-Helen Hayes
"Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier."-Colin Powell
"The older a man gets, the father he had to walk to school as a boy."-Commercial Appeal
"The impossible is often the untried."-Jim Goodwin
"Know the true value of time, snatch, seize and enjoy every moment of it."-Lord Chesterfield
"I'm extraordinarily patient provided i get my own way in the end."-Margaret Thatcher
"Laughter is the sun that drives the winter from the human face."-Victor Hugo
"Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood."-Marie Curie
"We wonder at towering mountains, crashing seas, and orbiting stars- but forget to wonder at ourselfves"-St. Augustine
"We are all here to love each other and all living things. There is nothing else we have to learn and nothing else we have to do."-anon	
"I don't answer all questions, just the ones the know-it-alls secretly ask themselves."-Mulla Nasrudin 
"Trying to speak about the ultimate reality is like sending a kiss through a messenger."-Anonymous 
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."-Winston Churchill