Augustana College located in Siuox Falls, SD is known to be a good private school, at a fraction of the cost of most private schools, but it does tend to get a little spendy. Along with being a good private school (hey, they have a dry campus! But then again don't they all?!) Augie has 5 values which it takes very seriously. Well… I can never remember them as well as the rest of the students which attend the college. SO a few friends and I came up with 5 NEW AND IMPROVED values that we think perfectly describe Augie, as well as make it a little easier to remember.

The New values of Augustana College are as follows:

Money

Power

Wealth

Greed

More Money

Those of us who attend the college, including I love the college, and are very dear to it, but the way we see it is that if we are paying $18,000 a year to go there, we should be worth more than just a check.