Scully: "There's something up there, Mulder!"
Mulder: "Ooo, I've been saying that for years."
 

Mulder: "I have a life."
 

Mulder to Scully: "It's remotely plausible that someone might
think your hot."
 

Mulder: "If there's an ice tea in that bag, it could be love..."
Scully: "Must be fate Mulder, root beer."
 

Scully: "If I were that stoned."
Mulder: "Ooo...! If you were that stoned, what?"
 

Mulder to Scully: "Are you saying this place is haunted ?
Because if you are, I think you've been working with me to long."
 

Langly: "Obviously you haven't read our august addition of T.L.G. (The Lone Gunman)."
Mulder: "Oh I'm sorry boys... it arrived the same day as my subscription to celebrity Skin."
 

Frohike: "So Mulder, where's your little partner?"
Mulder: "She Wouldn't come... She's afraid of her love for you."
Frohike: "She's tasty."
Mulder: "You know Frohike... it's men like you that give perversion a bad name."
 

Mulder: "A gunshot to the stomach is possibly the most painful and slowest way
to die, but I'm not a very good shot, and when I miss... I tend to miss low."
 

Mulder: "You never draw my bath."
 

Frohike: "I tucked them down my pants."
Mulder: "There's lots of room down there."
Langly: "You look down, Mulder."
 

Melissa Scully: "Why is it so dark in here?"
Mulder: "Because the lights aren't on."
 

Mulder: "I bought you a present... Super Stars of the Super Bowl."
Scully: "I knew there was a reason to live."
 

Some Guy: "We could smell you a mile away."
Mulder: "Well they told me that even though my deodorant is made for a
woman it's strong enough for a man."
 

Mulder: "I didn't get his name... I was too busy getting my ass kicked."
 

Scully: "Have you ever thought seriously about dying?"
Mulder: "Yeah once when I was at the ice capades."
 

Mulder: "They give bona fide paranoiacs like myself a bad name."
 

Mulder: "in case anyone feels like passing judgment, may I remind you,
we are in the Arctic."
 

Mulder: "Okay, its not the finely detailed insanity you've come to expect of me;
it's just a theory..."
 

Scully to Mulder: "I can't take you anywhere."
 

Mulder to scully: "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't
out to get you."
 

Mulder: "Sometimes the need to mess with their heads outweighs
the millstone of humiliation."
 

Scully: "Her name is Bambi?!!"
 

Mulder: "You know, sometimes it just gets hard to smile through it when
they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles."
 

Frohike: "If that's the lovely Agent Scully. Let her know I've been
working out.
I'm buff."
 

Mulder: "One more string of firecrackers goes off and I'm gonna get out
of the car and shoot somebody."
 

Mulder: "Tell me I'm crazy."
Scully: "Mulder, you're crazy."
 

Mulder: "He's probably one of those people who thinks Elvis is dead."
 

Skinner: "Why don't you just kick this guy's ass?"
 

Scully: "I just came up with a sick theory, Mulder."
Mulder: "Ooo, listen."
 

Mulder: "What *is* that look, Scully?"
 

Scully: "Why would he leave his own country to come here?"
Mulder: "Free cable."
 

Mulder: "If you don't hear from me by midnight. Feed my fish."
 

Mulder: "More people are trying to get their hands on this thing than a
Tickle-Me-Elmo doll"
 

Mulder: "Keep going FBI woman."
 

Mulder: "I think you drooled on me."
 

Scully: "Are you sure it wasn't a girly scream?"
 

Scully: "Well, if it's that simple, why don't you put out an APB for someone
riding a broom and wearing a tall black hat?"
 

Mulder: "Either you come back here on your own or I drag your sorry ass
back on the bumper of my car."
 

Scully: "Mulder, why would alien beings travel light years to Earth in
order to play doctor on cattle?"
 

Mulder: "He's probably one of those people who think Elvis is dead."
 

Mulder: "Even if the gloves do fit, you can still acquit
 

Mulder: "Scully, are you coming onto me?"
 

Mulder: "How was the wedding?"
Scully: "You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?"
Mulder: "Did you catch the bouquet?"
Scully: "Maybe."
 

Mulder: "Scully, do you think it's too soon to get my own 1-900 number?"
 

Scully: "Nonsensical, repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness."
Mulder: "You trying to tell me something?"
 

Scully: "Did you know the inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas
Crapper?"
 

Scully: "Mulder, you're nuts!"
 

Mulder: "Well, pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some
funky poaching."
 

Mulder: "Ooo, I just got a chill down my spine."
 

Mulder: "Ene men e chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak."
 

Mulder: "Kill me now."
 

Krycek: "You must be losing it, Mulder. I could beat you with one hand."
Mulder: "Is that how you like to beat yourself?"
 

David Duchovny: "Skinnermirinkeydinkydoo"
 

Mulder: "Hey Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on at all?"
 
 

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