President Clinton was on his daily jog with the secret service agents.

After the run, they all hit the showers.

President Clinton took off his sweat shirt and there were a pair of womens panties on his chest.

The newest secret service agent, pulled the President aside and said, "Sir, I do not wish to embarras you, however, you have a pair of womens panties on your chest!"

The President said, " That's okay, don't worry, that is my patch, I am trying to give them up!"

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

During the tour some of the children wanted to go to the toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's toilet, one of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child.
"I guess you must be in the fifth," she said.

"No ma'am" he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow.
Thanks for the lift anyhow."

Little Johnny was a young boy, just potty trained.
When he went to the bathroom though, he hit everything but the toilet.
So mom had to go in and clean up after him.

After two weeks, she has had enough, and took Lil' Johnny to the doctor.
After the examination, the Dr.. said, "Well, his unit is too small.
An old wives tale was to give him two slices of toast each morning, and his unit will grow so he can hold it and aim straight."

Next morning Johnny jumped out of bed and ran down to the kitchen.
On the table are 12 slices of toast.
"MOM," Johnny yelled, "the Doc said I only had to eat 2 slices!"

"I know," smiled his mom, "The other 10 are for your father."

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