---------Back at the House <In Hunter & Mari's room> --------
Hunter went to his room after getting some soda. "Hey do
you know where
Adam, Kasy and Jericho have gone?" he asked.
"No why?" said Mari who was busy doing a crossword puzzle.
"Well, I went to the kitchen and Chris wasn't there. I remember him
being
there earlier before we went up. His jacket is gone. I went to Kas's
& Adam's
room & they were gone."
"Uh oh.....where Kas and Adam are, Jericho is with them and it's usually
not
good." Mari said worriedly.
"Exactly, I am gonna go see if Chrissy knows where they are."
"OK"
Hunter quietly opened the door into Chrissy's room. "Hey Chrissy babe"
he
whispered.
"Nmpff..." Chrissy mumbled in her pillow.
"Chrissy wake up, it's important."
Slowly she woke up. Wincing in pain she tried to sit up. Hunter rushed
to
help her.
"Take it easy, you're gonna make yourself worse."
"What's going on?" she asked sleepily.
"Your boyfriend and the other two lovebirds have mysteriously
disappeared..know where they might be?" he asked.
"No....hmmm..I wonder where they are?"
At that moment Mari walked in. "Guys? Um I found this downstairs....it's
a
note from Kasy & Adam. I thin they are drunk because........"
"Not again!" exclaimed Hunter.
"Well, it's bad...as in CATASTROPHIC! See this what the note says and
bear
with me: Adam and me are gonna take are relationship into a knot.
We took
blondie with us. Love Kas. Any idea what this might be?" she
asked confusedly.
"Into a knot...what the hell?" said Hunter confusedly.
All of a sudden it dawned on Christina. "I got it! They are gonna tie
the
knot..which means they are gonna oh no..oh God no....."
Then the realization hit Mari and Hunter.
"Oh shit!" they exclaimed and Mari rushed downstairs with Hunter carrying
Christina down the stairs.
"Where would they go?" asked Mari.
"I got it!" said Hunetr who was holding the yellow pages out. The dorks
circled this chapel located further in Vegas. We gotta stop them!"
The three of them got into the rental van and began their hunt.
--------Jericho, Kas, & Adam-----------
Jericho pulled up to a chapel Kas and Adam had pointed out to. The three
of
them filed out of the car and walked into the chapel.
"I can't believe I am doing this!" muttered Jericho.
Kas and Adam were browsing through a wedding theme book when Adam saw
a theme
he liked. Fifteen minutes later, Adam, Kas and a very embarrassed Jericho
walked out in Egyptian costumes. Kas wore a traditional Queen dress
and Adam
wore the traditional Pharaoh outfit which contained a piece of loin
cloth and
Jericho wore nothing BUT a loin cloth.
There was person filming the whole ordeal, as it was included in the
package
they had ordered.
Kas held Adam's hand as the minister began: "Dearly beloved........"
-------In the minivan----------------------
Hunter was confused as he drove looking for the chapel.
"HUNTER! I SAID LEFT on MULBERRY!" screeched Mari.
"CHILL OUT! I am doing my best!" Hunter said.
Christina sighed, already knowing it was too late.
-----The Chapel-----
Finally they reached the correct chapel. As they enter the chapel, they
overhear the minister say "You may kiss the bride." Adam cupped Kas's
face
softly and kissed her.
Hunter and Mari gasped as Christina shook her head. "I knew it was too late."
Jericho whirled around. "You guys...OH MY GOD...This is not my fault!
I was
black mailed!" he yelled.
"Ssssssshhhhhh!!!!!!" said Kas who had come back down the aisle with
Adam.
"You'll ruin the mood! This is house of God....sheesh...!" Adam picked
up Kas
and carried her out to the car as the tape of the wedding laid in Jericho's
hand.
-----------------------------
The guys all drove back in silence. Kas sat in the back with Adam playing
with his hair as Jericho tried to figure out the last couple of hours
in his
head. It wasn't working. In the second car, Hunter, Chrssy and Mari
debated
on who would tell Kas and Adam the news. Finally while waiting for
the light
to turn red, they used paper strips. Mari got the shortest one and
had to
them in the morning.
When they entered the house, Jericho dropped the tape onto the sofa
and went
upstairs. The rest hesitantly followed Jericho. Chrissy went back to
sleep
while Jericho changed and Mari and Hunter went to sleep as well.
However in Kas's & Adam's room, sleep was far from their minds.
They stumbled
onto Adam's bed. He kisses her and keeps on kissing her.
"I am so happy that you're Mrs.Copeland" he says while kissing her neck.
"Not as glad as I am" she whispers as she kisses him back.
The two fall onto the bed and they consummate their marriage.
----The next afternoon---------
Kas woke up to the feeling someone else was next to her. She rolled
over and
saw Adam's sleeping figure. She looked down and realized that they
are both
naked. That's when pieces of memory's came flooding back. The bottle
of
tequila and the memory of Adam and her making love. "Oh shit" she muttered.
Slowly she gets out of bed and puts on her robe. Grabbing her New York
Yankee
jersey and some D&G jeans, she took a bath and went downstairs.
She goes downstairs, feeling a little dazed but hell of a lot more fresher.
She passed Mari who was watching the wedding tape.
"Hey Mari, what are you watching?"
"Oh just your wedding." Mari says nonchalantly.
"Oh OK..." Kas say's and continues walking till it hits her. Freezing
in her
spot, she then whirls around. "Excuse me, my what?!"
"Your wedding with Adam yesterday...you don't remember?" Mari says smiling.
"You're joking, right?" Kas said hopefully.
"No, we tried to stop it but your love was SOOOOO STRONG that it would
be a
shame to stop it" she said sarcastically.
"I...uh...um...be right..uh back...." Kas said and she dashed back upstairs
into her room. Using her slender body as if it were an agile cat, she
pounced
on Adam who woke up immediately to the weight of her body on his.
"What the fuck Kas?!" he exclaimed.
"You asshole! How could you do this?" she exclaimed.
"What did I do?"
You should know!" she cried out.
You have been drinking, haven't ya?" he asked.
"Obviously I must have been drunk to marry you!"
"Stop fucking around. Can I go back to sleep now?" he said.
"No, you can't go to sleep!" She grabbed his hand and thrusted it into
his
face. " Look at your finger!"
Adam looked and his eyes widened when he saw the gold wedding band.
"You're lying Kas."
"I am not!" She shows him her hand. A gold band with a flimsy diamond.
"And
may I add, what a cheap-ass ring! You are a wrestler...I know you could've
purchased something nicer.....the . 25 cents fake jewelry looks better
than
this! We didn't even have a decent wedding because from what I hear
you were
half naked!!"
"But I was drunk!" Adam protested.
"So what? Our wedding should've had flowers, candles, a horse and carriage,
a
Dolce & Gabbana dress or at least Vera Wang!"
Adam stood quiet, not knowing what to say. That is when Jericho came
in. Kas
glares at Jericho and jumps off of Adam. Adam rolled his eyes heavenward
and
said "Thank you LORD!"
Kas whirls around AGAIN. "So now I'm fat too?"
"Nooo..Kas...I meant..."
"Save it!" she retorted back as she rolled her eyes. Jericho tries to
escape
but Kas catches him.
"Hey, get back here!"
Jericho retreats back and Adam, with a blanket around his waist tries
to open
the connecting door to his and Chris's room. But it's locked.
"Dammit!" Adam mutters.
"Chris you couldn't stop it?" she exclaimed.
"You blackmailed me!"
Adam keeps fighting with the door and finally bangs it really hard.
Kas and
Jericho became quiet. Jericho and Kas look at Adam and Adam looks at
Kas. Kas
bursted into tears and ran out the room and into Chrissy and Chris's
room
where she cried herself to sleep.
---------Meanwhile in the livingroom---------
Mari and are on the couch watching the wedding tape AGAIN, while Chrissy
made
lunch.
"Chrissyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, hurryyyyyy upppp! I am hungryyyyy!" Hunter whined.
Jericho comes quietly with Adam.
"Oh, lookie..it's the groom and witness!" exclaimed Hunter.
Chrissy hopped out of the kitchen and hugs Adam. "Awww you were so cute
in your
pharaoh costume! Congratulations!"
"OK, see now I know y'all been smoking something.....first Kas is yelling
about a ring and now you are saying I wore a Pharaoh costume. You guys
have
officially lost it!" Christina ignored him and walked up to Chris and
hugged
him. "You couldn't have brought the loin cloth home?". Hunter
went to the
kitchen to get the sandwiches. Adam and Jericho sit next to Mari and
Chrissy.
Mari rewound to the 'I DO' part of the wedding and Adam watches in
shock,
while Jericho was fidgeting. Hunter comes back and notices the answering
machine blinking. He presses it and Vince McMahon's voice comes out:
" Well
I'd have to say congratulations are in order to Adam and his wife,
Kasandra.
I wish you Mr. & Mrs. Coplenad all the best in life."
Adam sat frozen in his chair, while Jerich still fidgeted. Kasy comes
downstairs with mascara stained cheeks. She had overheard Vince's message
on
the answering machine and still couldn't believe what had happened
in the
last 24 hours.
Mari saw Kas and spoke up. Oh look, it's the bride again."
Kas glared at her and gave her the finger. She really didn't need anybody's
shit right now. She was stressed enough. Adam managed to unfreeze and
approached Kas. "We can work this out sweetheart." he said softly.
"But we don't even know eachother!" Kas protested. "Oh God, I feel sick."
She
runs to the bathroom and 10 minutes later she comes back.
"Y'know, that is how my mom felt when she was pregnant." said Mari.
A worried look came on Kas's face. She thought back to her last period.
About
two weeks ago. That meant that this week she was ovulating.
"Oh my God!" she exclaimed.
"What!" said Adam.
Kas bolts out the room, pulling Hunter with her. She grabbed the keys
to the
Expedition and hands them to him. As they approach the car she tells
him to
drive. They drive to a nearby pharmacy, CVS. Kas is quiet as Hunter
drives.
"Don't worry about it. I'm sure you are fine" he says reassuringly.
"Don't worry about it? I'm married to Adam and I might be a mommy!"
she says
with her hand on her head.
"Well, to be honest...I'd rather haveyou be married to Adam, than that
ho,
Alannah!"
"OK......" she says confusedly.
"You're a nice girl. You love Adam and Adam loves you. You two will
make it
through this."
They pull up to CVS and Hunter parks the car. Kas looked pale and Hunter
held
her hand just in case. As they enter CVS, Kas leers him to the female
products aisle. She grabs about 3 tests and they do to the register.
The cashier is a woman in her thirties. "Awwww, congratulations!!!!" she says.
Kas just smiled faintly and Hunter said "I'm not the father."
The cashier looked at him strangely. "Really, it's not my baby!" he
says
again. "Yeah, it's not his child!" Kas included as she looked for credit
card. The cashier just shrugged. "I'm dating and she's married!" he
says.
"Yeah I'm married!" Kas said as she placed the credit card on the counter.
"Whatever...I know nowadays people like to swing around" the cashier
said as
she rung up the tests.
"Just give her the receipt so we can go now!" Hunter said annoyed.
The cashier handed Kas the card and Hunter grabbed the bag and pulled
Kas out
of CVS and into the car. As they drove home Kas read the instructions
on how
to do the tests. They get back to the house and and Kas ran straight
up to
the bathroom upstairs.
"Your welcome!" Hunter called up to her as she slammed the bathroom
door
shut. Adam ran after Kas and banged on the door.
"Kasy, open up!" he yelled.
"No, just GO AWAY!" she yelled back. She was nervous as is and didn't
need
Adam's help. She finished the tests and sat on the toilet and played
with the
toilet paper. Adam continued knocking for about another two minutes.
Getting
tired and EXTREMELY ANNOYED of Adam's barrage of knocking, she opened
the
door.
------Back Downstairs-------
In the kitchen, Mari is with Hunter. They are drinking soda and eating.
Christina is reading Marie Claire and Jericho tells her that he'll
be up in
his room, listening to Fozzy. He goes to his room and blasts
on his radio to
drown out everybody.
-----Back in the bathroom----
Adam stands by the stairs and waits for Kas to open the door. She opens
it
and glares at him.
"What?!" she says impatiently.
"Kas, what is going on? You can tell me! I'm your husband for Christ's sake!"
"I think I'm pregnant!" she says exasperatedly.
Adam's eyes roll back and he passes out. However there is nothing to
balance
him and he falls down the stairs.
------In the kitchen--------
Mari hands Hunter a knife and continues talking to him. They both hear
a
rumble and a THUD. They leave to go see what happened.
-----In the living room------
Christina glances over and sees Adam on the floor. "Oh hey Adam" she
says and
continues to read. Then she realized what had happened. Hopping to
the stairs
she calls out to Adam "Are you OK?"
Adam gazes at her confusedly, "I think I am pregnant?"
Kas runs downs the stairs to Adam. "Adam! Oh my, is he OK? she says worriedly.
"Y'know someone in your condition shouldn't run like that. You may hurt
the
baby!" says Christina.
"Y'know if you don't shut up and help Adam out, you may end up with
another
broken leg!" Kas says hisses back.
"Sorry..sheesh..."
Hunter and Mari see Adam and they help Kas bring him to the sofa.
Adam fully
wakes up to see 5 people hovering above him.
"Oh my God, Adam, don't do that! You scared me!!" Kas said angrily.
"No Kas, I did it for fun!" he says sarcastically.
"I think you might have a concussion!" said Mari.
"What made you fall?" asked Hunter.
Adam explains to them how Kas might be pregnant. Kas is quiet throughout
the
whole explanation.
"So are you?" asked Hunter.
"Am I what?" asked Kas.
"Duh, pregnant!" he said annoyed.
"I never checked! I was so busy helping out Adam and threatening Chrissy
that
I forgot to check! I'll be right back!" she said. And with that, she
ran
upstairs to check. It is really quiet, except for the music Jericho
is
playing. All of a sudden, they hear Kas's voice cry out "YES!". They
all
exchange knowing glances--she's pregnant.
Kas comes downstairs in time to hear Adam say, "Oh my God. I am going
to be a
daddy. I need to sit down!"
"You must be mistaken. You're not gonna be a daddy!"
"Huh?" he asked confusedly.
"Thank the LORD! I am NOT pregnant!" Kas says happily.
"Good. I thought I was going to have to waste money on a shower!" said
Christina in relief. Mari and Kas both hit her arm playfully,
"Ow! Hey I'm crippled remember? I don't need my arm to be broken either!"
she
cried out.
Jericho came downstairs via the kitchen stairs.
"Hey what's been going on?" he asks.
They all glare at him. They leave the living room and Christina goes
to the
kitchen. Jericho stands there by himself in the middle of the living
room.
"What did I say?" he says confusedly.
================
Will Jericho ever learn what went on? If this is live does this
mean Kasy's &
Adam's family saw the marriage? Does anyone actually know how Mari
became so
so sane? Will Hunter fully explain to the cashier that he is not
a swinger?
How will Alannah react to the news that Adam is married? All these
questions
and more will be answered next Tuesday on Real World : Las Vegas,
at 10 P.M.
at the 10 spot on MTV!