[Yell] Hello CSlam. I'm Robert Yell. With me today is current Cyberslam Ultimate champ, New Ebola, also known as DAOS

[Daos] THE SINGLE GREATEST current CSlam ultimate champion.

[Yell] Hello, Daos

[Daos] HELLO, Mr. Ell.

Ok, so I suppose you're thinking, "Ok, time to shut up. This is an interview with an All-Star, and well, they seem to carry on and on about stuff and don't let me get a word in edge wise" Well, you know what Mr. Ell? THAT'S NOT THE CASE WITH DAOS!!! NO SIR!! Do you think that I'd carry on about myself without letting you even ask a simple question? Of course not. Now on to business. I case anyone HASN'T seen, I've retired from c-slam.

[Yell] Why?

[Daos] Well, let's be honest. I won the belt. You know? That's what I'd been working towards for like, 14 long hard months... Then I just said "Well, what more can I do? Win it multiple times?" Then I thought "14 more months?!?!?!?!?!?!" Then I was like Ahhhhhh.. So I decided "No more c-slam"......

[Yell] Will we ever see you return?

[Daos] As a matter of fact, no. I'm gone for good. C-slam sucks. It’s a horrible game. Remy had the single WORST IDEA EVER when he made it... In other words, look for "DAOS" in the minors next week.

[Yell] If CSlam sucked so much, why devote 14 moths to it?

[Daos] Well, it's like this. I'm a quadriplegic, and can't get up from this chair.

[Yell] I thought that was Super Reeve Neo.

[Daos] *Sigh* He was based on my TRUE personality.

[Yell] Oh...would you like to share your views on the entire All-Star epic?

[Daos] Well, I see it like this. When I left the CWO after EIGHT FREAKING MONTHS to go be a member of the "Blood Hound Gang" (Blood Brother affiliate), I had **NO CLUE** what was in store for me. I mean, I was voted into the Blood Brothers, and that was BIG for me, since they WERE the premier stable in c-slam my first two months. Then when SE took off, I just kinda started messing around on the board. Robbierob jumped in, (He was in the High Court at the time) and we built a Church to the dead Ebola, killed by Remy of course.

Then, when the month was coming to the end, I get an e-mail. "Wanna go to the CEW?" It was from Mightymark. I was like "HELL NO, I just paid 15$ to come to the CCW". But at that time, I wasn't too happy with the CCW. Not to mention the fact that TWO c-slam LEGENDS and CHAMPIONS were asking ME, Daos, whose only allies seemed to be Abba and Ebola. (Champs themselves) so I decided to fork it over and go become a member of the Blackballs.

Once in the CEW, I had one of my funniest months in my time here. Not especially because of the CEW slammers either. Yeah, guys like Lucifer and the DA made things fun, but the REAL fun was being a Blackball.... And that came to an end like all things seem to, so we headed to the home of the ORIGINAL All-Stars, the CWF. We were the CEW Wolfpac and that kinda sucked. We picked up Riot, who in my honest opinion made the month good. I mean, his songs CRACKED ME UP... But he retired mid swing and the WOLFPAC thing got boring after a while, so we did the whole Cream of the crotch thing, which didn't go over TOO well, but it IS the reason behind the whole Summer Camp controversy... Ok...

Then we reformed the All-Stars, then Abba returned, and I took over NEO from Eb's the first month in the CWF. I got deleted in the CWF, so Neo became my main slammer. Then, I won the belt. To make a long story short... Being in a fed with an All-Star is one thing. BEING an All-Star... Well, you just LEARN things you know? Rob, Mark, Ebola, Abba... They all taught me SOO much... Then when they ALL retired at once.... It was like WHOLLLYYYY.... Sheesh... You know? So then, I was like... "Ok, time for me to win the belt"... So I did.

IS that the "Epic" you were looking for?

[Yell] It certainly was...

What IS your big problem with Remy?

[Daos] My problem with the great Remero? Well, I don't really have a PERSONAL problem with him... I mean... He suspended EBOLA for posting something on a OOC board, he stopped Rob from going to the finals, he STRIPPED Rob of the title for no reason... So hey, I like the guy a WHOLE lot

[Yell] What did Ebola post to get deleted for?

[Daos] IT was a whole rant about the state of c-slam... And he posted that Major Fury was Chaos.

[Yell] Who do you think still in CSlam deserve to be legends?

[Daos] Well, the way it is... It's like this... No one "deserves" to be a legend. You just are or aren't. Winning the belt can help SOLIDIFY it, but honestly, does anyone consider PAXS a legend? Of course not. He's just some schmuck who got lucky. But people who I think have a shot at it? Well, that's kinda tough. Umm... Sure Grimmy Pooh is doing some good work.... But he's still a ways off... umm... Riot should be a legend.... Well... Thrill is gone... Geno *IS* a legend.... Umm. No one. All current slammer SUCK and should quit.

[Yell] That's a pretty bleak view...

[Daos] Well, it's honesty at least. Look at the Indies real quick.... Some of those guys may have some Killer potential... But they're being *TAUGHT* how the game works by some of THE WORST slammers in history. Why the schmucks are commishes... I don't know. Ok, go on.

[Yell] Onto the commishes...

Are there any you respect?

[Daos] Commishes? Oh yeah. Lars rules. Guido has done a KILLER job in the CWF, and the Limit seems like a good guy. I don't know ALL the commishes that well.... But from the INDY commishes.... I haven't seen crap. Idiots like Kronus running feds? What kinda BULLSHIT is that?

[Yell] But surely they are the only guys volunteering?

What else can be done?

[Daos] Tell the commishes to take a step back. Put someone IN CHARGE of *TRAINING* indie commishes. Give them freaking guidelines to follow. DON'T just hand them pieces of the business and say, "here ya go"

[Yell] Would you ever consider being a commish?

[Daos] Well, I'd consider it, and then I'd smell my armpit... Then I'd say "no.”

[Yell] So if you won't be a commish, what gives you the right to criticise the guys who are willing to put their time into doing it?

[Daos] Well..... I have the right because I'm Daos. And let me put it this way. Just because some one TRIES at something doesn't mean it's "right". I have no respect for people who "try" and "Fail". I have more respect for people who think it out at say "I have no right to have this responsibility. I haven't the time nor the patience to do it. Why should I be a commish? I'm worthless". If only Hyatte would have had those very thoughts a few months ago.... OH AND ALSO.... Why I wouldn't be a commish? Well, basically, I have never cared about helping c-slam. I've always cared about HAVING FUN and winning. That's all that matters.

[Yell] Do you think there should be a stricter selection process on Commishes?

[Daos] No, I think that someone, like let's say... Widowmaker, should be put in charge of POLICEING the commishes... And they should have guidelines to follow. Indie feds should ALL be ran the same.

[Yell] OK, enough about commishes.....

[Daos] who apart from the All-Stars would you consider REAL C-slam legends?

[Daos] Well, lessee. Stuman of course... Then there's Widowmaker..... Lancepinks seems to have made an impact.... Umm, Alucard won the belt the month before I came to c-slam...... Hmmm... THIS WAS a tough question Mr. Ell..... I never thought Terragon got enough respect(the guy worked his tush off)........

[Yell] Baggie?

[Daos] Nono, Baggie is worthless. Everyone busts nuts over the guy and all he does is.... Well.... Let me not say WHAT he does because I promised I wouldn't....... But Baggie sucks.

Ok, can I say something right quick Mr. Ell? I need to give shout outs to Terragon and Riot. I forgot them in my victory rant, and well... I felt like an arse.

[Daos] OH!!!! And I remember one of those guys who has a shot at becoming a legend!!!! Alisterfiend!!!! If the guy stepped it up a bit.... He could really make an impact, so long as he dumps the Guild.

[Yell] You don't like the Guild?

[Daos] I don't like the Guild.

Do you want me to elaborate? Well, let's put it this way. All the members are worthless.

Mr. Ell? Can I ask you a question? Why wouldn't Mrs. Avilyn marry me when I proposed? Am I ugly?

[Yell] Well, you have a, um, peculiar look, I don't believe all the gals appreciate it

[Daos] Are you talking about the hairy mole on my fore-head?

[Yell] Yes

[Daos] *sigh* My dermatologist said he can't remove it.

[Yell] Are there any STABLES as a whole (again, apart from the All-Star) worth anything?

[Daos] The Blood Brothers were good.

And well, that whole HIgh Court group seems cool enough.

[Yell] No others?

[Daos] Well, Fear.

[Yell] Oh, of course, FEAR

Is there any guys you feel DON'T deserve the props they get?

[Daos] Yes.

[Yell] Who?

[Daos] ......Baggie...... Umm.....

I *STILL* can't figure out why everyone in CEW calls Ironfist the *ICON* I mean, I'm not even exaggerating when I say HE RAN AND HID from the All-Stars... After calling us out no less.

[Daos] There's another guy..... But I won't get into it.

[Yell] Why not? You're retiring, what does it matter?

[Daos] Because I don't want to start that shit up again.

[Yell] *sigh*...alright.......

[Yell] anything you want to get off your chest that you haven't yet?

[Daos] As a matter of fact...... You remember the TV show "Full house"? Well, there was this episode once where they sung the good girl club song. I'd like to sing the "good boy club" song right now. Ready?

[Yell] Go for it

[Daos] I'm a good boy you're a good boy yada yada yada yada YA!

That was FUN!

Oh yeah, and to anyone even THINKING of copying the Neo Newsletter... Don't. We all know you just want to be me.

[Yell] What was the idea behind the Neo Newsletter?

[Daos] Heh. My first month EVER in c-slam, Ebola sent a mail to all the rookies that basically said "You suck, slam me and you won't." Needless to say.... I slammed him... And well... I slammed him a lot.... And well... He went undefeated in the finals.

So I thought "If it worked for him.........." So after that I thought "I KNOW!!!! AN IC NEWSELETTER!!!!" It was *MEANT* as a joke to flood Ebola's work e-mail box. That's what the whole "I LOVE FEEDBACK PLEASE REPLY" thing was about. It was suppose to be a ONE SHOT deal...But I got SOO MUCH feedback.... And SOO MANY slams... And it pissed Ebola off SOO much, I made 8 more.

[Yell] so all the feedback went to Eb’s?

[Daos] Yessir.

[Yell] Shall I do word association?

[Daos] Umm.... Sure.

[Yell] Ready?

[Daos] ....Sure.

[Yell] Cyberslam

[Daos] Heh... Umm.. Well you see..... It's a great game... And it's fun..... So long as you hmmm... Suck Remy's.... err.... Winning is everything... I mean.. Shoot. Just ask the next question.

[Yell] Remy

[Daos] Mean.

[Yell] Funky Nassau

[Daos] Oppressed.

[Yell] Lars

[Daos] Well, even thought he’s considered the best commish in the game today... He's underrated.

[Yell] Papaguido

[Daos] Tries pretty hard. Sucked at first though.

[Yell] Limit

[Daos] I was a slammer under him for four days... But umm... He was pretty cool.

[Yell] Ebola

[Daos] Well... To say I owe Ebola is an understatement. Let's just say I'd have quit 13 months ago if it weren't for him.

[Yell] Mark

[Daos] Well, to say I owe Mark is an understatement.... Let's just say I would have quit 6 months ago if it weren't for him.

[Yell] Heh...Robbie

[Daos] Well, to say I owe Rob is an understatement. Let's just say he made the game fun.

[Yell] Vigilante

[Daos] You had to say that didn't you?

Well......... He's paid his dues.

[Yell] Geno

[Daos] Funny.... Cocksucker.

[Yell] Stuman

[Daos] Good guy. Maybe one day I'll go into *MY* plan for the playoffs/finals if ANYTHING fell through... But... Not today.

[Yell] Widownmaker

[Daos] Good guy.... Cares WAY too much though...

[Yell] Alucard

[Daos] Doesn't sleep in a coffin... Doesn't have fangs... Can't fly... Doesn't turn into a bat... Doesn't melt in a sun.... He's no Wampyre... He's a human.

[Yell] Cometmeeker

[Daos] I'd like a large pepperoni with an eight ball on the side.

[Yell] Cabo

[Daos] You know what's funny? The only interaction I *EVER* EVER had with Cabo was through Scoops Mcgraw.... I mean, I was in the CWO for eight months and all... Seems like a decent guy though.

[Yell] Abba

[Daos] DddddUdddde... Abba is one of the coolest guys in c-slam.

[Yell] Streakender

[Daos] Blood Brothers is still one of the best ideas ever.

[Yell] Maskedjobber

[Daos] Has a bright future if he uses it right.... Say Yell... You're a Brit, right? If something’s in middle.. It's not to the left... It's not to the right... It’s in the......(Word starts with a C)

[Yell] centre

[Daos] QHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[Daos] Ok, that's all I wanted to hear.

[Yell] should I have said center?

[Daos] IF you spoke ENGLISH you would have!

[Yell] Don't get me onto that whole colour/honour thing

[Daos] Hahah.

[Yell] OK, back to word association......

Baggies Board of Doom

[Daos] Not very fun anymore.

[Yell] CSPN

[Daos] Dead.. I never liked it in the first place.

[Yell] CN&V

[Daos] Thank god it's back... Where is that top 50 anyways?

[Yell] CNN

[Daos] Ace doesn't deserve to be running a site. He's too dumb.

[Yell] But as a site, what do you think of it?

[Daos] Ace ruins it. 1/10 stars.

I don't even know the address *blush*

[Yell] Well, it's where this interview is gonna be......

[Daos] And I know It'll get you guys some hits too.

[Yell] I hope so.....

[Daos] You say "Daos interview" people say "WHERE?!?!?!"

[Yell] Majors

[Daos] Majors? Oh. Fun.

[Yell] Indies

[Daos] Suck

[Yell] That's pretty much it.........

Any final words, Daos?

[Daos] Yessir. I had fun being an Asshole... I had fun being a nice guy... I had fun winning... Basically.. I had fun. If you're not having fun, stop trying to help so many goddamn people and start having fun.

[Yell] Daos, New Ebola, Ultimate C-Slam champ, thank you for your time