*Any character wanders off- 1 drink
*Any sober character wanders off- 2 drinks
*Any alternate characters of a different species appears- 2 drinks
*From a different time period- 3 drinks
*An alternate is just like the canon one- 4 drinks
*The character is Barney- chug
*The alternate character drives their owner to violence- 1 drink
*The alternate character is tragic- 2 drinks
*The alternate character is the opposite sex of the canon- 3 drinks
*A Vachon blinks- 1 drink
*A vampire Nat appears- 2 drinks
*A vampire Tracy appears- 3 drinks
*A vampire Schanke appears- 4 drinks
*A vampire Reese appears- chug, check the water cooler
*A mortal Nick apppears- 1 drink
*A mortal LaCroix appears- 2 drinks
*A mortal Vachon appears- 3 drinks
*A 'flaming' LaCroix appears (not as in, 'flaming stake'! <g>)- 2
drinks
*An alternate sings country- chug! Try to pass out before they start...
*Any vampire drinks from a consenting player- 1 drink
*The vampire is 'owned' by their snack- 2 drinks
*The vampire isn't Nick- 3 drinks
*If the player isn't a Dark Knightie- 4 drinks
*A player is brought across- 4 drinks
*Anyone meets at the Happy Souvlaki- 2 drinks
*LaCroix is naked- 2 drinks and get the drool cups
*Someone mentions herrings- 1 drink
*Someone mentions red herrings- 2 drinks
*Someone has to remind someone else it's a PG-13 list- 3 drinks
*Someone tries to covert someone into their faction- 2 drinks
*It works- chug
*Anyone accuses anyone else of indulgence- 2 drinks
*Anyone is attacked- 1 drinks
*Anyone is kidnapped- 2 drinks
*Someone attacks their own character- 2 drinks
*Someone attacks someone elses character- 3 drinks
*All players are attacked at once- 3 drinks
*The character attacks themself- 4 drinks
*The character attacks their own faction- chug
*Nick declares he loves Nat or vice versa- 1 drink
*The Nick 'n Nat aren't NNP- 3 drinks
*Nick declares he loves Janette or vice versa- 2 drinks
*Nick declares he loves LaCroix or vice versa- 4 drinks, then check if
the poster's a UFfer
*Nick declares he loves Tracy or vice versa- none; you must be drunk at
that point!
*Nick declares he loves Vachon- it's probably Heartbreaker Nick. Leave
him alone.
*LaCroix declares he loves Nat or vice versa- 2 drinks
*LaCroix declares he loves Fleur or vice versa- 3 drinks
*LaCroix declares he loves his eyebrows- chug and destroy the evidence.
Or videotape it, if you're not a Cousin...
*Vachon declares he loves his hair- 1 drink
*Vachon declares he loves Tracy or vice versa- 2 drinks
*The General's Secret Service team is mentioned- 1 drink
*The Cousinly Register is mentioned- 3 drinks
*A Cousin mentions Beanie Buddies or Cows- 1 drink
*It's not Cherri- 3 drinks
*A Cousin tells off their LC- chug, DUCK!
*Sliders is mentioned by a DH- 1 drink
*The Vachon Fish are mentioned- 2 drinks
*The Die-Hard Museum is mentioned- 3 drink
*The DH HQ is attacked- chug, read the riot act to the attackers (or 'Ye
Olde Unspoken War Rules')
*Anyone goes to the Happy Souvlaki- 1 drink
*Schanke's ghost speaks up- 2 drinks
*The FoDs and DKs team up- 3 drinks
*The FoDs are commeded for their fashion sense- chug, dust off the leisure
suit
*The independents hang out together- 1 drink
*Cinderella finds another klew- 2 drinks
*The Kelpie LC is nekkid- 3 drinks
*NickyChick scarfs down a herring- chug, get NattyChick to nag him
*Missing pets are mentioned- 1 drink
*A Knightie drools over a Nick- 2 drink
*A Knightie mentions an M&M- 3 drinks
*A Knightie reprimands a Nick- 4 drinks
*Anyone explains the effects of green M&M's- chug, hide the kids
*The Mercs have a job- 1 drink
*The Mercs eat chocolate- 2 drinks
*The Mercs hold a trial- 3 drinks
*The Mercs hold a fair trial- chug, complain about the justice system if
you're corrupt
*A Natpacker bounces- 1 drink
*A Natpacker is reprimanded for bouncing- 2 drinks
*Anyone else bounces- 3 drinks
*A Natpacker defects- chug, hope it's not your faction
*A Nick and Natpacker help their characters find true love- 1 drink
*A NNPer mentions their play- 2 drinks
*The NNP watches a movie or video- 3 drinks
*The video is Crazy Love or Cherry Blossoms- chug and check their water
supply
*Lucius in Repose is mentioned- 1 drink
*Any Addict has a Nunklear Meltdown- 2 drinks
*It's not Libby- 3 drinks
*Someone calls themselves Nunkies instead of Addict- whap 'em... grr.
*The Perks have to restrain PVS Tracy- 1 drink
*The Perks let PVS Tracy into anywhere with vampires- chug
*No one can understand the Ratpack- 1 drink
*Anyone kicks the Ratpack out- 2 drinks
*The Ratpack wreaks havoc upon the Mercs- 3 drink
*The Ratpack reforms for society's good- chug! chug! chug! In fact, get
those Ratpackers drunk again!!!
*A UFer mentions honey- 1 drink
*A UFer mentions horses- 2 drinks
*A UFer mentions missing scenes- 3 drinks
*The UF directly attacks a faction- chug, ramble about the merits of indirect
attacks
*A Vaquero mentions the missing web page- 1 drinks
*A Vaquero mentions Bonnie Pardoe in a non-threatening way- 2 drinks
*A Vaquero mentions Beanie Buddies- 3 drinks
*They're mentioned with affection- chug, ramble about 'Find the CERK Beanie
Buddy Promotion'
*Anyone comments about the time stoppage- 1 drink
*Anyone theorizes about the time rift- 2 drinks
*Anyone attempts to solve the time rift- 3 drinks
*Anyone blames it on TPTB- 4 drinks, write your KtK letter!
*It's not the UF- chug
*Ribena is mentioned or drunk- 1 drink. (If you're using ribena, don't
get plastered by drinking repeatedly based on this one)
*Fred Mollin's/Lori Yates' music is mentioned or played- 1 drink
*The X-Files is mentioned- 1 drink
*A social event occurs- 1 drink
*It's not a party- 2 drinks
*Anatomically correct chocolates of any character is mentioned- 1 drink
*JADFE is mentioned- 1 drink
*Mounties are mentioned- 1 drink
*Fraser is mentioned- 2 drinks
*Someone drools over Lucius in Repose- 2 drinks
*Highlander is mentioned- 1 drink
*Duncan McLeod or Methos is mentioned- 2 drinks
*The Twilight Zone is mentioned- 2 drinks
*Plot holes are mentioned- 2 drinks
*Plot holes are acknowledged and used- 3 drinks
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