*A essential guide for Arkham inmates, fun alternative to staring at the walls and counting the cute little roaches who climb it*

Push your eyes for interesting light show
Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes

(just make sure not to push em in too hard, if you see red you're dead)

See how long you can hold your breath
Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes

(you can't kill yourself this way so don't even try)

Try to not think about polar bears
Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes

(or better yet try not to think of polar bears eating eskimos...)

Scratch yourself
Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes

(if you see veins popping out stop)

Hurt yourself
Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes

(this hurts me more than it does me)

Try to swallow your tongue
Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes

(for those of you with tongues over a foot long, It's cheating)

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes.

(stare at the guards... stare at the guards)

Get yourself as nauseated as possible
Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes

(try eating that stuff they call food)

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE

(this is when you break out or just received probation.. those fools!)

See what's in your neighbor's trash
Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes

(they're all spies)

Call up people who write editorials you disagree with
Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes

(Criminals aren't bad they are just setup)

Make prank phone calls
Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes

(batwing and garlic pizza)

Pretend all humans will die except for the person in the room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes

(it won't be the person you want, so stop pretending)

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes

(tell someone it's a curb and watch 'em fall of a cliff)

Burn things with a magnifying glass
Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes

(start itty bitty fires... then move on to bigger territory)

THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON

(someone you can tolerate for a few minutes)

Have a water drinking contest
Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes

(followed by the whose got the bigger bladder contest..try not to think of waterfalls.. try not to think of waterfalls)

Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes

(really fun, don't stop staring at them, watch 'em squirm and slither under their seats)

Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
Amusement Potential: 1-5

(pull out a hare and stick it in someone's ear)

Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes

(try acid, reaction is funnier)

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