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APOCA S.Q.U.A.D.
by Brock Blitzer

Prepare for the APOCALYPSE with the SQUAD!

Forget the Bible! The latest thriller by the author of the bestselling 77 Reasons Christ Will Return in 1977 will tell you everything you need to know about the end of the world!

Apoca S.Q.U.A.D. is the story of the Super Quick Underground Army of Dilligence, an elite Christian combat unit with one mission: to kick some beasty butt! All your paranoid, militaristic fantasies will come true as Commander Kirk McBride--armed with the shield of faith and the missile launcher of mutually assured destruction--leads his team of crack commandos against the legions of hell (and the peace-keepers of the UN)!

If you want your eschatology to kick some major rear, this book is for you!


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THE MARK
by John and Rubella Von Wimpe

Will you be left behind for taking the mark?

Not if you watch this revealing expose by John Von Wimpe and his lovely wife Rubella! They'll start with a single scripture, out of context, and extrapolate it into a comprehensive conspiracy theory involving Visa, MasterCard, American Express, the United Nations, Edgar Bronfman (Jr. and Sr.), Hillary Clinton, and all your favorite actors from TV's Friends.

Find out everything that they don't want you to know:

  • Satan's cyber-plans to make you into his cyber-slave!
  • Dow Corning's plans to ditch the silicone implants for silicon ones!
  • MasterCard's master plan!
  • IBM's construction of a computer they just happen to call THE GREAT BEAST 666!
  • How the United Nations plans to monitor everything from brain waves to bowel movements.



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COUNTRY APOCALYPSE JAMBOREE!
by Various Country Music Artists

Whoo-wee!

Country music's best and brightest stars sing their hearts out to warn us all of the impending demise of humanity. This CD puts the frightening and bizzarre imagery of the Book of Revelation to a good ol' honky-tonk style!

Hits included are:

  • Honky-Tonk Woman of Babylon (Hank Williams Jr.)
  • Crazy 'Bout a Beast Mark (Alan Jackson)
  • R-A-P-T-U-R-E (Tammy Wynette)
  • Kissin' Under a Blood Red Moon (Deana Carter)
  • Ropin' the Beast (Garth Brooks)

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