"The Princess Bride, by S. Morganstern..."
This twisted fairy tale, as interpreted loosely by Grampa (played by Peter Falk, known for Columbo) is one of my favourite movies of all time. I think I've seen it about forty or fifty times.
What is so enthralling about this movie? Why have I practically memorized it? Why do people throw things at me when I suggest we watch it again? Well, let me get started. First, I love how much fun each and every actor seems to have with their character, and when I watch the movie I like to impersonate each character. I know, I'm the kind of person you want to kill when you watch videos, right?
Anyways here are some of my favourite quotes:
"Mawwage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wiffin
a dweam..."
Peter Cook (The Impressive Clergyman)
"He's only mostly dead! When they're all dead, there's only one
thing you can do... look through their pockets for loose change."
Billy Crystal (Miracle Max)
"Humperdink, Humperdink, Humperdink!"
Carol Kane (Mrs. Miracle Max)
"Inconceivable!"
Wallace Shawn (Vezzini, the Sicilian)
"Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare
to die!"
Mandy Pantinkin (Inigo "I'm Not Left-Handed" Montoya)
"The Dwedd Piwate Woberts has come foh you souls...."
Andre the Giant (Fezzig)
All in all the characters are funny, and there is enough schlepping to make a dozen funny movies, all rolled in to one. The one liners are magnificent. I suspect that a lot of the script got ad-libbed, because most of the best lines in the movie aren't in the closed-captions, which probably stick closer to the original screenplay.
At least two of the cast have passed on since the making of this film, notably Peter Cooke, and Andre the Giant. A tip of the hat to these men who made us laugh.