The following pictorial history might clue you in to who the real Jeffrey Goldman is...
               ...and where things went wrong...

You might think this is the most glorious moment in a parent's life... 
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Things were looking up for Jeffrey.  After the unexpected loss of his "twin", he chose to knock the dirt off himself, and push towards his dreams....

and he looked like this...

Before you start making fun of Jeffrey's mullet... take a look at my hair....OYYYY!!!!!

                                                                Then this...

                                                   And finally,
                                                                       that's right,
                                                                                           you guessed it,
                                                                                                THIS...