johnnycanuck - 12/01/00 18:53:39
My URL:http://www.johnnycanuck.com
My Email:john@johnnycanuck.com

Comments:
I am not one for reading poetry, but your writing was interesting.

Sky - 11/06/00 22:28:43
My Email:me
Fave Poem: all
Fave artwork: every
Fave thing!: sausages

Comments:
They are not sick just fun!!!!!!!!!!

jen - 07/28/00 20:04:41
My Email:jmcgau1@tiger.towson.edu

Comments:
you people are fucking sick

you know already - 05/09/00 18:21:24
My Email:lastofthefallen@ghostmail.net
Fave Poem: all
Fave artwork: my tattoo
Fave thing!: sunshine

Comments:
hello you happy bunch. Thought it was about time I cheacked in again. Simmie we luv ya loads. well done in keeping YPA alive. See you in the union sometime. PS Hi to Malki, Dug, Melv, Choppa, Simmie, Tiny T, Tim, and anyone else who feels that they need a hello message.

robbie jobbie - 05/06/00 15:09:29
My Email:974017158@97.lincoln.ac.uk
Fave Poem: all
Fave artwork: vegetation tower
Fave thing!: woman's bits

Comments:
are y'all from scotland. I only ask 'cause you seem to use a lot of words that I have only heard in scotland like neeps and jobbies, stuff like that. Other than that the poetry was really good, made me chuckle and some of the artwork is magic. Keep up he good work buddy. maybe you should publish them. rob

csd - 04/12/00 21:32:53
My URL:http://www.fguty.com
My Email:www.ft.com
Fave Poem: saw
Fave artwork: was
Fave thing!: pimpin

Comments:
cool

Greg Lejeune - 03/10/00 19:40:08
My URL:http://www.excelir.com/shopxl
My Email:rgl@excelonline.com

Comments:
Just dropped in to say hello.

Tina - 02/09/00 23:37:34
My URL:http://shesaloony.homepage.com/alienz.htm
My Email:teeniweeni@hotmail.com
Fave Poem: China Man
Fave artwork: yours of course
Fave thing!: that page!

Comments:
Too funny

maria - 01/16/00 02:36:14
My URL:/finnlefey/
My Email:sniveltoad@aol.com
Fave Poem: i'm enjoying The Vegetable Kingdom.
Fave artwork: it's all fantabulous
Fave thing!: the collective sarcasm and oddities and the fun little page title

Comments:
keep it up boys... it's painfully wonderful...

Malcolm Stephen - 12/14/99 16:16:07
My Email:mixmastermalk@hotmail.com
Fave Poem: Anything by Simmie me old mucka
Fave artwork: Thomarse`s stuff
Fave thing!: Simmies hair!!!!

Comments:
If Simmie or Oondy or Thomarse still have anything to do with this which I suspect they do then they should give Malki thier favorite Lumphanan residant an e-mail sometime Have fun Malki

Laura - 12/01/99 21:08:30
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/area51/keep/4327
My Email:sacred101@hotmail.com
Fave Poem: the Bonsai one...
Fave artwork: hmmm... the little sheep...
Fave thing!: thing

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L.AZIZ - 11/14/99 21:19:48
My URL:http://L_AZIZ.tripod.com/vds.html
My Email:l_aziz@mailcity.com

Comments:
Simmie,your site looks great....... I'm a bohemian of art too, within hard rock maniac...Recently,I created my non-sub ULTIMATE HARD ROCK Homepage.With pleasure,you can try to visit:http://L_AZIZ.tripod.com/vds.html and visitors enter password is: 138138. You're welcome,Come!!!

Vic - 11/07/99 01:20:47
My Email:Victoria_emma@hotmail.com

Comments:
Just to make you feel popular Simmie!!!! Love Vic

Oli - 09/06/99 11:20:38
My URL:http://www.zorp.de
My Email:zorp.oli@t-online.de
Fave Poem: i can't take
Fave artwork: myself looking in the mirror through the sink
Fave thing!: everything cartooned

Comments:
Great site! I dare to give you a hint on a german site. There are some cortoons in the art gallery of the website of ZORP. Try and take a look at it... http://www.zorp.de/ oli

claire - 08/20/99 22:39:50
My Email:orioles_13@hotmail.com
Fave Poem: Drowning Man & Speech Impediment
Fave artwork: All of it...
Fave thing!: stuff

Comments:
I'm not sure if it's a talent or an illness but I liked it...

connor - 08/11/99 19:18:39
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/BourbonStreet/1650
My Email:connorjohnson@hotmail.com
Fave Poem: too many to choose from
Fave artwork: andrew wyeth
Fave thing!: my books

Comments:
Great site, I'll add your link to mine.

AUNDREA - 08/05/99 22:51:50
My Email:rlm3453@dcccd.edu
Fave thing!: basketball

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Stephen Boursy - 07/05/99 05:36:48
My URL:http://www.churchstate.net
My Email:boursy@churchstate.net
Fave Poem: Elvis
Fave artwork: monet
Fave thing!: women

Comments:
Liked the Elvis poem--made me laugh so thank you.

- 06/08/99 23:31:39

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Laurel Zipblock - 05/19/99 04:08:18
My Email:bla bla bla
Fave Poem: Loved 'em all
Fave artwork: Ditto to the last
Fave thing!: Everything

Comments:
Gosh, when I went through this poetry it washed over me with a tide if humor so wild and totally unlike I have ever read befor. If I had an award to give, I would. I was shocked (and shocked in a good way) at the styles of art that you people represnted h re. It was positively glamorouse! I could'n be dragged away, even if it was necissary. When will you be writing more? Please do, and promply! What else can I say? Write more, quickly, and at least half as well as you have written your last ones. Good luc , shade and sweet water, Laurel Zipblock <:><

- 05/13/99 04:01:44
My Email:I'm NOT tellin'!
Fave Poem: None really.
Fave artwork: Nada
Fave thing!: Nope, not really.

Comments:
Needs work. Good job trying tho.

Thomas'shifty'Rhodes - 05/07/99 09:53:33
My Email:spunkyindigo@hotmail.com
Fave Poem: the Elvis ones
Fave artwork: I couldn't say...
Fave thing!: Websites that look strangely familiar...

Comments:
I think we should all buy the Simiad a pint of his favourite beverage, well done simbo!. I'm in Glasgow breaking things and drawing them (product design engineering) Thanks everyone for the hits, and well done Simmie. YPS will rule the world yet...

robbynette - 05/06/99 07:29:47
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Suite/5237
My Email:robbynette@geocities.com
Fave Poem: endless poem
Fave artwork: veg kingdom
Fave thing!: poetry and trivia

Comments:
loved your site, have not read all the poems yet but will be back for more. Thanks.

Georgy Porgy - 05/01/99 04:01:29
My Email:Cypress1991@hotmail.com
Fave Poem: 2.4 Mice
Fave artwork: ummm.. the percy one... heh heh
Fave thing!: is this a trick question,...? Then ice cream. Ummmm... ice cream

Comments:
This site is a work of art..! I'll bet the Underpants Industry makes a killing off of this kind of stuff. keep writing!

Anya - 04/03/99 15:28:17
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Nova/1257/index.html
My Email:anya_muri@geocities.com
Fave Poem: Vegetable Kingdom
Fave artwork: i dunno...
Fave thing!: i really dunno...

Comments:
cool beans dude... do you like cheese?

Scott Moseley - 03/28/99 23:29:32
My URL:http://homepages.infoseek.com/~surfacetoair/index.html
My Email:surfacetoair@yahoo.com
Fave Poem: do pink floyd lyrics count as poetry?
Fave artwork: works by Crawford Gillis
Fave thing!: Barcardi and coke with a lime twist

Comments:
I still love your site. Even the links page has character. Congrats on breaking a 1000.

sockem bopper queen - 03/23/99 20:02:42
Fave Poem: the elvis ones
Fave artwork: all of it Thomas is a demigod
Fave thing!: my bed and comedy

Comments:
Simmie tis a good thing aye tis oh yeah and I still reign as sockem bopper numero uno

Chrisbeee - 03/19/99 11:54:27
My Email:97107441@student.napier.ac.uk
Fave Poem: The freaky chunkster? I can't remember what it's called.
Fave artwork: Dunno, s'all good.
Fave thing!: Of all time? Erm, a night in with a tub of ice cream, female genetalia (fanny) and a spoooon.

Comments:
Hooray! Tis me yer old school chum Chris. Good to see the return of Roj Riley- I've missed the musical monoped. I greatly appreciate the work of Simmie Simpson, Master Rhodes, Pung and Timuffy and I'm delighted to see that their creative mind-masturbation has been spunked on to the internet. I will promote this site til tuesday! Everyone shall heed it's therapeutic qualities. Those that dismiss it shall perish, perish I say- they shall burn, burn and burn some more in the fiery pits of Tarland and it's sur ounding districts. Sorry, got a pit carried away. Anyone see ya pals!

Jane (aka GI) - 03/16/99 19:04:17
My Email:was79v@hotmail.com
Fave Poem: Dirty Limerick
Fave artwork: All of it!!!
Fave thing!: Oranges

Comments:
What ever happened to Simmie? He went to Stirling Tim? He started cutting up dead bodies in Aberdeen, Tiny T and Torrance? I don't know who do you think I am the pope?

Glass Owl - 03/14/99 19:25:59
Fave Poem: Planes,trains&babyseals
Fave artwork: end stuff
Fave thing!: peace and war

Comments:
This book is a true work of literary genius. Its acclaim should be viewed the world over. Although, I think that the life of a student should be used more efficiently, don't you simpson. I mean all the work on the scanner and your computer and wasting our brothers time while he should have had the time to play on the P.C. That Torrance bloke, whatever happened to him...

Tony Lime - 02/05/99 13:13:19
My URL:http://www.pnc.com.au/~redrex
Fave Poem: A dirty limerick
Fave artwork: i'm not high-brow. I can't appreciate art
Fave thing!: A full alcoholic vessel

Comments:
It's good to see poetry is not forgotten in today's uncaring, mass-market, capitalistic Babylonian society. Two Thumbs Up.

Vez - 02/01/99 17:41:49
My URL:only saddies have web sites
My Email:vezzerina@usa.net
Fave Poem: dunno
Fave artwork: the picture of Stewart
Fave thing!: my belly button and Moofi

Comments:
Stuart has way too much time on his hands. Babe, you should try killing away the dyll hours of Stirling hols by doing something more productive, like watching MTV data vids or checking your email obsessively. LOVE YOU LOADS THO

Dave - 01/26/99 17:10:41
Fave Poem: Percy
Fave artwork: Spaceking
Fave thing!: smarties.

Comments:
Nicely done!