THE KOHN-GRATIOT
PICKLE GRADING COMPANY

An Essay By George Cathcart

We graded no pickles at the Kohn-Gratiot Pickle Grading Company in the summer of 1966. We graded a lot of cucumbers, but no pickles. The fact is by the time they became pickles, they had been graded long before.

We graded cucumbers fresh and raw from the field, with clumps of dirt still clinging to their frogskin covers. The migrant workers backed the trucks full of burlap bags stretched full by cucumbers right to the entrance of the Kohn-Gratiot Pickle Grading Company plant. The trucks came directly from the fields where whole families of Mexican-American migrant workers stooped in the sun to pick the cukes while supervisors tallied the bags each picker brought in. They got paid by the sack.

On the back of the truck migrant boys opened the sacks and poured cukes on the conveyor belt where they fell like muted thunder and rolled down the chute like green commuters at rush hour. Redolent of rich soil and fresh-cut vegetation, they paraded past a gauntlet of dark-skinned women speaking non-stop Spanish. The women looked for defective cukes: bent cukes, stunted cukes, bitten cukes. Those had a different destination, a harder road still to travel.They removed those from the mainstream and dropped them on a separate conveyor. While the mainstream cukes rode proudly onward to the grading machine, the rejects rode to a dusty little vegetable crate off to the side of the machine, all but forgotten.

Everyone watched the cucumbers that had passed the inspection of the women. Those cukes fell from the conveyor belt onto a field of parallel wooden slats that sloped down to the far end of the machine ten yards away. The slats grew narrower and narrower. The spaces between the slats grew wider and wider. The machine shook with a loud rumble. The cucumbers slid down the slats. When the cucumbers fit between the slats they fell onto chutes and slid into wooden boxes that could hold a ton of cucumbers.

Whenever a box filled up, Mr. Zenger, the owner, threw a switch and stopped the machine, and everything got quiet for a moment. The pickles rested. Then we could see the beauty of the cucumber grading machine. The box contained a ton of cucumbers that appeared to be identical, all the same size, all the same color and curvature. At one end were little ones destined to be gherkins, and at the other end were big iceberg dills in training. Here at Kohn-Gratiot Pickle Grading Company they were still just cucumbers. But they had been graded and were beginning to take on an identifiable purpose. If cucumbers could feel, it was just about this point where they would start to feel proud.

Then a forklift whined to life and wailed its way into position, lifted the box full of shiny conformist cucumbers and carried it to a scale by the back door. There Mr. Zenger weighed the box, subtracted the weight of the empty box from the total and recorded the net weight of pickles on a tag tied to the box. Meanwhile, workers had weighed another empty box and pushed it into position to catch another ton of identical cucumbers. The machine shook back into action, moving more cucumbers toward pickledom.

By the time the cukes were ready to harvest and the trucks were rolling steadily to the Kohn-Gratiot Pickle Grading Company, I had already been working there a month or more. I was starting to feel like my usefulness had run out.


I had come to Ithaca, Michigan, to live on my uncle's farm for the summer after flunking out of college before joining the army. My uncle had talked Mr. Zenger into giving me a job, at $1.25 an hour. Mr. Zenger didn't usually need workers at his plant in early June, but in 1966 he had bought and disassembled 12 redwood barrels from a defunct brewery in Pennsylvania and brought the pieces back to Michigan. He needed to reassemble the barrels beside the big tin-roofed shed that housed the grading machine. He liked my uncle, so he agreed to hire me, sight unseen. I guess my uncle told him I was young and strong. I was 18 and strong enough.

The only workers there before the cucumbers needed picking were myself and a couple of Mexican-Americans who spoke bad English and rolled their own cigarettes with one hand. We caulked and pounded together the barrel floors, and we reassembled the long staves by pushing their notches onto the floors. We cut threading spirals by hand in the ends of long steel rods. We wrapped the rods around the barrels as hoops and drew them tight through nuts on the threads we had cut. We slid cat-tail straw between the staves as we tightened the hoops to make the barrels watertight.

The barrels stood about 12 feet high. So I helped to build a raised walkway about eight feet high using one by sixes and ten penny nails. We built it sturdy enough to hold a forklift carrying a ton of cucumbers. Then we filled those barrels with water and poured tons of salt into the water.

I was proud of those barrels and the walkway. There was a fresh smell of old wood and sawdust and machine oil about us. Each day I could see how much work I had done. In the evening, when I got back to the farm, my uncle sent me to drive the tractor through fields of cucumbers and beans, pulling some implement behind me. Every night I was more tired than I had ever been in my life when I finally sat down and ate my aunt's home-cooked farm meal. Once a week, "Laugh-In" came on the black and white television, and we all watched that and laughed ourselves to tears. Otherwise, I just went to bed.

When the cucumbers ripened in the fields, the migrant workers arrived. They came in pick-up trucks overflowing with children of all sizes. They moved into barracks, called camps, two and three families of 8, 10, 12 people all living in those camps. The smells of beans and tortillas cooking filled the air. I learned that the migrant families traveled together and picked together. On Fridays each family lined up at the pay window in size order, father first. Papa collected his pay, in cash, and then stood aside. Mama collected her pay, handed the money to Papa and went outside to wait in the pickup truck. Then the children collected cash for the cucumbers they had picked and turned it over to Father. It was true. I watched them do that, and nobody seemed to mind.

Mr. Zenger told me that at summer's end, Father would take the money the whole family had earned and buy a new pickup truck. I don't know if that was true. I had left the farm by then to join the Army.

Once the barrels were built and the cucumbers were being sorted many times each day on the slats of the grading machine, I had little to do. I didn't know how to run a forklift. Sometimes I helped push empty boxes into position beside the grading machine and signaled for it to be turned on. Sometimes I weighed the full boxes and recorded the weight on the tag and did the math to figure the net weight. I watched the forklift arrange the boxes of graded, sorted, identical cucumbers on the backs of the trucks that carried them off to Vlasic and Heinz and other big pickling plants.

I also swept the floor a lot. The floor got pretty dirty and needed sweeping, or at least that's what I determined when I felt guilty about not doing enough to earn my $1.25 an hour. As I was sweeping I saw the little vegetable crate overwhelmed by rejected cucumbers. I identified with them. I was feeling kind of useless and rejected, bent, stunted and bitten in those days. I had flunked out of college and had chosen to go to my uncle's farm rather than home to face my father. I knew that the Army was my next step, and there was a war on.

Mr. Zenger told me the first day the trucks came in from the fields that the reject cucumbers should go in the barrels full of briny water outside. He never told me to do it, but it seemed like the right thing to do the first time I saw that box overflowing with sad little rejected cucumbers. Everyone else was busy looking after the big fat healthy cucumbers, the ones chosen for pickling glory. The box was heavy, but I just carried it out on the dock I had built and dumped the refuse in the barrels. The brine sizzled when the cucumbers fell in.

I brought the empty box back inside and filled it by hand with more discards from the floor and dumped it three or four times before the stream of rejects slowed enough so I could put the box in place and let it fill on its own.

Mr. Zenger preserved the rejects in brine so he could make relish out of them. That was progress. In the past he had either thrown them away or sold them to pig farmers. In 1966, for the first time, the rejects had a destination, after all. That made me feel better about them. It gave me hope. Those deformed, stumpy, bitten cukes were simply being chosen for a different purpose, but they needed a helping hand, my hand.

I try to keep that in mind now when I see piles of rejects, and there are so many. Somebody's got to make the barrels. Somebody's got to get them to the brine. But it is so much easier to take care of cucumbers, and I don't really understand why. Today I see the stunted and bent and bitten on the street corners and freeway exit ramps. Some hold signs. Some have children. It's very hard to miss them. It's easy to ignore them. I do.

Is it fair to compare people to cucumbers? Sure it is. What isn't fair is to treat cucumbers better than people. Because there is one big difference between cucumbers and people. The difference is this: The cucumber's destiny is fixed when it passes the Spanish-speaking women. The good ones, the chosen ones, will go on to fulfill their pickle destiny. The others will become relish.

But at the Kohn-Gratiot Pickle Grading Company, relish had not always been the fate of the rejects. People can allow cucumbers to become more than they expected, to be of use. People can do the same thing for other people, but they often choose not to.

It's very easy to know this. It's still not so easy to do it.

 

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