----------------Top Ten Reasons Why My Sister Is Gross----------------
10. She puts ketchup on potato chips.
9. She never washes or brushes her hair.
8. She never washes her hands.
7. She never brushes her teeth.
6. She puts her fingers in her mouth and then wipes them on the furniture.
5. She is five years old and still puts toys in her mouth.
4. She wears the same clothes three days in a row.
3. She puts her clothes in her mouth while she's wearing them.
2. She runs around the house in her underwear.
1. She picks her nose.
By: Ashley
------------Top Ten Reasons Why I Probably Don't Like You----------------
10. If you found this website you must have no life at all.
9. You are probably one of those people who have no sense of humor at all.
8. I hate Windows 95 and I know you have it, don't try to deny it.
7. How much you want to bet you lie about who you are in chat rooms.
6. If you find school websites amusing, I just don't want to know you anymore
5. You probably are some 45 year old parent checking on your child behind their backs.
4. Many people check on their kid, but not on a website. Arrange a meeting for crying out loud!
3. You can probably type better than me, so I am jealous.
2. If you are a kid checking your homework assignments, write them down before you go home genius!
1. Why would you want to go to school at home.
By: Darrell
----------------Top Ten Reasons I Don't Like Luc Longley ----------------
10. He has an obvious Australian accent and when he talks it's half English and half Australian.
9. He tries to be another Dennis Rodman or Michael Jordan by jumping in the air to get the rebounds over everyones heads.
8. He thinks he is so cool when he comes out and is introduced to the crowd at the begining of the game.
7. He gets extremely jealous when Michael scores most of the points and he only scores, like, 3.
6. He tries to get a name brand shoe like everyone else on his team has.
5. He hardly ever scores because he can't see straight.
4. He must come from a retarded family because he is very retarded.
3. He always seems to draw fouls on everyone.
2. He always somehow seems hurt.
1. He probably never gets any sleep, that's why he's so ugly.
By: Gezime
----------------Top Ten Excuses For Being Late For School----------------
10. I couldn't find my homework.
9. My mom's car broke down.
8. I went to bed late.
7. I couldn't find my toothbrush, and I just couldn't come to school with bad breath.
6. I couldn't find any clean clothes.
5. I forgot to eat breakfast, and my mom made me come back and eat.
4. I forgot my lunch money.
3. I was on my way to school when I realized I didn't have any underwear on.
2. When I walked out of the house, I realized I still had my jammies on.
1. I was at home sleeping, dreaming I was at school.
By: Justin
----------------Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate Basketball Referees----------------
10. Zebras belong in Africa; not in a gym!
9. They mix basketball and track & field together; they always say "jump ball."
8. They need a vacation; why else would they keep calling "traveling."
7. They pretend to be a referee just for their excersize.
6. Their favorite saying is "Life isn't fair(neither are the referees)."
5. Their wardrobe consists of only two colors.
4. When they watch basketball games, they cheer for the refs.
3. They were disappointed when the flag of the U.S. wasn't black and white.
2. When they go to a restaurant, they ask for the "Zig-Zag" special.
1. They waste so much money going to the zoo to visit their relatives, they might as well stay there!
By: Athi
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