First Name : Becky
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URL : http://www.geocities.com/buymyscarves
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Comment : Who is Joe?
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First Name : Joe
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URL :
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Comment : Grr...I am Joey Kovacic. Mwhahaha, I have all of Jared's points now, so finally my life is worth living for once. I used to hate myself because I was so short and the women didn't like my fro. But now things are going to change.
I'm so lonely and hideou
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First Name : Mike
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URL : Your Mom
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Comment : Joe Sucks!
Nothing more need be said.
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First Name : CDT PVT Sperli
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URL : But I will be CDT PFC Sperli next Thursday! Go Promotion!
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Comment : Anyways, that statement about given my points to Hoe, I mean Joe, is all an evil plot by that short man back in OF. He is mad because I have not driven him anyways in a few months. I never gave up my points, nor will I.
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First Name : Joe
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URL :
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Comment : Speaking as the real joe, I am not hideous nor was the bashing against my fro in any way true. Quite honestly, chicks dig the fro. Now as for being short, I will gladly admit to that. And the loneliness is a half-truth. I thought Jared would have at least
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First Name : Joe
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URL :
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Comment : I thought Jared would have at least tried to blame giving his points away on his frequent PCP highs. But what is done is done, and his points are sadly(for him) mine. I for one will never give away my points(to anyone who isn't an attractive female), and
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First Name : Becky
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URL :
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Comment : I for one will never give up my points. Ever. To anyone. They were hard-earned, but worth every useless post in Mike's guestbook. It's alright, my little pointlings. You're safe with me.
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First Name : Jared
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URL : God Damn You
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Comment : This sucks!
I demand point insurance and to have my points re-enstated.
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First Name : Becky
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URL :
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Comment : I want a statement of the current scores for everyone. Now that Jared is losing, I think I can die happily.
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First Name : Jared
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URL :
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Comment : And die you shall. Oh yes...
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First Name : Jared
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URL :
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Comment : Wait, I mean, Oh no. Of course you are not going to die. I would not know where to begin. I mean, come on, it would take someone that knows fighitng or weapons or people, and I am just in this cell most of the time. Cheers.
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First Name : Becky
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URL :
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Comment : I think I was threatened. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what that was. Wow. I'm kind of in amazement that the guy who gave up his points would threaten me. He's the one who made the dumb move. OH well. I may be killed (of course it will look like a suicide
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First Name : Becky
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URL :
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Comment : I think I was threatened. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what that was. Wow. I'm kind of in amazement that the guy who gave up his points would threaten me. He's the one who made the dumb move. OH well. I may be killed (of course it will look like a suicide
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First Name : Becky
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URL : Damn, this guestbook should allow more characters per entry
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Comment : ), but I'll still have won, and get an infinite number of pity points so no one can ever beat me ever. Yeah.
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First Name : Mike
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URL : Castle of the Point-Lord
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Comment : Current Standings in points
Becky - 1945 points
Joe - 1776 points
Jared - 1492 points
Kristi - 1066 points
Raab - 476 points
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First Name : Mike
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URL : Safety Town
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Comment : Evan - pi points
Everyone else - 1/pi points
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First Name : Jared
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URL : Go Italy!
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Comment : More points, more...ahhahaha. I am so happy. One more week. One more day. One more murder. Wait, no, it is not like I killed Becky for her points or anything. Stupid girl is winning with stupid intelligence and stupid humor and stupid female body. Well, a
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First Name : Jared
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URL : Some look like guitars
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Comment : Well, actually not so stupid Becky. Nice Becky. Nice, smart Becky that will use her points to tempt men to do her evil doings.
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First Name : Joe
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URL : This is really Joe, again
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Comment : I once walked into a burn unit and punched some burnt guy in the stomach. And then he's crying and all "Ouch, can't you see I'm wounded?" So I poured salt on him, thinking it would help him get better. Then he died. I hate everything good.
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First Name : Becky
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URL :
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Comment : If I can't trade in my points for slap bracelets, super bouncy balls, or even the chance to bear Mike's first child, then you bet I will use them to get men to do my evil deeds. The satisfaction of beating Jared is wonderful, but they have to have some pr
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First Name : Becky
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URL : damn it, more letters, please
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Comment : actical use, too
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First Name : Jared
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URL :
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Comment : Is the world against me? If so, the world is in trouble. Especially Becky and Joe.
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First Name : kristi
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URL :
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Comment : joe sounds like an intriguing nihilist who likes chuck palahniuk books.
and i'm quite content with my standings. the battle of hastings, muy interesante.
though if i can trade my points in for an all-expenses paid european vacation and nose hair trimm
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First Name : kristi
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URL : fucking guestbook limit
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Comment : nose hair trimmer!!
and in the possible emergency of jared winning the points battle, i declare my intention of ceding my points to becky.
i will maintain the right to bear mike's first child unless i am approached by a hot eastern european chick, th
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First Name : Joe
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URL : This is obviously Joe, again.
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Comment : I hate you, woman, for talking about books. Books are evil and all should be burned in a big bonfire in the middle of the town. Lousy &^*# knowledge. I hate smart people, because they make me feel bad about being so dumb.
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First Name : Joe
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URL :
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Comment : There's some evil person out there posting as me! He's telling all of my secrets, secrets about my evil plans. I think it's you, Jared, because you've been jealous of me forever. But, one person who it's not is that Evan. He's cool and wouldn't lie like t
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First Name : Mike
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URL : So it was written, so let it be done...
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Comment : *ahem* As the guestbook grows beyond all reasonable limits and bounds, the owner (me) has decided to take needlessly overbearing measures to alleviate the imagined crisis of word limits. (continued...)
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First Name : Mike
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URL : You're a wanker
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Comment : (cont.) Thus the guestbook shall be smitten from this electric world, and reincarnated in a new, but still contextually irrelevant and visually mundane form! (It will be dreambook, beseen, livejournal, something like that.) Cower and be humbled!
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First Name : Mike
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URL : Err...
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Comment : The only person to catch on (or to note) the historical allusions in point totals was Jared, who now supplants Joe from second place with 1863 points. Joe, however, for saying "I hate everything good" rises to 1783.
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First Name : CDT PFC Sperli
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URL : That's right, I got promoted!
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Comment : A message board will destory the world. Mike's board will become the forum in which the wolrd's politics and problems will be discussed and solved. Basically, Mike will make the world in Ender's Game (another book) come to bear. (continued)
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First Name : Jared
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URL :
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Comment : (cont'd) Anyways, I did get promoted last night, so my plebe year is almost done. Also, spring break begins after this English Lit. test this afternoon which I have yet to prepare for. I look forward to seeing everyone and meeting some new people at OU.
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First Name : Jared
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URL : Oh yeah
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Comment : SUCK IT, JOE, SUCK IT. See you Saturday.
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First Name : kristi
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URL :
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Comment : whoa whoa whoa mike, not to quibble, but i caught the historical references too!!
wah!!
i want a slap bracelet! or better yet, some fun dip!
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First Name : Mike
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URL : Athens, Ohio, USA, Sol III, Outer Spiral Arm, Milky Way Galaxy
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Comment : Sorry Kristi, you're right. Your point total is now 1213, with a bonus Fun Dip credit.
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First Name : Scott
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URL :
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Comment : I saw a prostitute's boob last week, and I was scared...
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First Name : scott
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URL : www.geocities.com/scott2461
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Comment : i was in barcelona at 4 am and i was pretty messed up, and when this woman just walked up to me and pulled out her boob, i was not turned on or anything like that...
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First Name : scott
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URL :
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Comment : just really kind of intrigued. like, who is this woman, and what exactly is she doing? then she asked if i wanted sucky suck fucky fuck, and i understood, and left.
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First Name : Becky
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URL :
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Comment : Prostitutes boobs, huh? Interesting...
Happy Easter to all the guestbook warriors.
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First Name : Jared
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URL :
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Comment : I am back at school. 2 months to go! I think someone should start a fundraiser for me to pass math. Later.
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First Name : Jared
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URL : actually about the update on April 3
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Comment : I think what Vonnegut meant was, it is best to die when you are happy. Therefore, getting shot somewhere where you wont die, well that just seems cool. Anywho, I too am questioning things since today in Eng Lit we discussed Myth in reference to the Odysse
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First Name : Jared
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URL : cont'd...Another comment on the update! Wow
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Comment : As for living life without regret, I think it is impossible, but the key is to forgive yourself. Being a cadet is a hell of an unique experience, but as the trip to OU taught me, I am missing out on a shit load of great things. However, continually thinki
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First Name : Jared
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URL : thinking about it would make me even more bitter...
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Comment : Perhaps we should consider what Joseph Campbell said, "People say what we are all seeking is the meaning of life. I don't think that's what we are really seeking. I think what we are seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our life experiences on
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First Name : Jared
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URL : stupid limits
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Comment : ...experiences on a purely physical plane will have resonances within our innermost being and reality, so that we actually feel the rapture of being alive." If your actions make you feel alive, then forgive yourself for not doing something else that might
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First Name : Jared
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URL : last one for now, I swear
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Comment : might have been "better". That's it, enough stupidity, time to work. By the way, I should get major points for this.
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First Name : Dan
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URL : look at the b( . )( . )bies
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Comment : Jacko??? what a splended writer you are. you should include crazy mod stories though.
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First Name : Evan
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URL :
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Comment : Personally, I prefer the Ugly Kid Joe version of "Cats in the Cradle", probably because I have no taste whatsoever. I never knew Tesla had a version of it too. That's my useless music fact of the day.
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First Name : Jared
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URL : I need your help
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Comment : For the betterment of the world and especially life here..go to this page now! http://www.geocities.com/bossfiremanjon/ Velazco is a good dude. We eat meals together for months at the same table.
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First Name : Evan
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URL :
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Comment : God, Mike. Is Neon Genesis *supposed* to have this effect? I really should have taken more religous doctrine courses, because it seems like every piece of fiction ever is loaded with Judeo-Christian symbolisim.
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First Name : Jared
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URL : speaking of anime
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Comment : I am currently watching the series Blue Seed. Evil creatures, blue beads, and kitty panties! Gotta love those Japanese.
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First Name : Jared
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URL : I am getting tired of being dominate in this book
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Comment : Mike, you sound like Kurt Vonnegut as he went crazy with schizophrenia. I do not think you are going mad, on the contrary, I think we all go through times of being "close" to something that seems to be an improvement from the current state.
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